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*Teaching Thor to be a Guardian 3/?*

Quill: we’re outnumbered! Drax, did you tell Thor to get help?

Drax: yes but I haven’t seen him since-

Rocket: *flies past them in a furry swearing blur*

Bucky: h-

Steve: oh you thought I said I’m with you till the end of the line?? I meant hairline. Yeah I’m old now sorry about that oof but have a nice life Bucket, you were a real one

Bucky:

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Drax: how close are you to each other?

Gamora: he’s the heart to my soul

Quill: she’s the right buttcheek to my left buttcheek

Just a lot a few characters come to mind :))

Rocket: close your eyes bro

Quill: why bro?

Rocket: just do it bro

Rocket: what do you see?

Quill: nothing

Rocket: that’s what you are bro

Quill: bro- wait you liTTLE SHIT COME BACK HERE

*Teaching Thor to be a Guardian 2/??*

Quill: *holding up pictures*

Quill: who’s this?

Thor: Drax

Quill: and this?

Thor: why Mantis, of course

Quill: okay... and this...?

Thor:

Thor: rabbit-

Rocket: NO

“It’s a

prototype fin!”

*Teaching Thor to be a Guardian 1/?*

Quill: okay, the galaxy is in trouble, BIG trouble and it needs guarding... who do you call??

Thor:

Thor: the Avengers-

Quill: WE’RE THE FREAKIN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY MAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I-

starmora shippers watching endgame:

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*watching endgame*

me: I can’t wait until Gamora comes on screen

Gamora: *comes on screen*

me: KSJDSK!!JSHSJDH!,!DDHJ,!SHS

Gamora: *goes off screen*

me:

me: I can’t wait until Gamora comes on screen

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“I saw her. I saw her on earth that day. It was her.”

“It was her but it wasn’t our Gamora. She didn’t recognise you.”

“Okay but- is that really the point? If that Gamora is out there somewhere then we have to find her. She belongs here with us, that’s how it’s meant to be.”

IM WRITING A GUARDIANS FIX IT FIC TO CURE ALL THE CONFUSION AND UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ENDGAME LEFT US WITH. idc what marvel say, the Guardians are not the Guardians unless Gamora is there and in this fic I won’t stop until I create a logical headcannon of how they find her.

Come join the angst party with 80s music playing in the background ↴

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Rocket: can you keep a secret?

Drax: I can but Mantis can’t

Mantis: I told you that in confidence!

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okay so my 2 year old cousin can’t say the word ‘captain’ and for some reason pronounces it as the word ‘chicken’ instead but really thinks he’s saying ‘captain’.

So one day I was talking to him about superheroes and he goes ‘Chicken America’ and as if I wasn’t losing it already I said ‘hey look, it’s Chicken America’ and he looked at me with the most serious expression and said ‘it’s not Chicken America, it’s Chicken America!’ and to this day I can’t, I just can’t.

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“Even when I had nothing I had Clucky.”

- Chicken America

After reading this again this is all my could brain say. I’m sorry, I’ll show myself out.

okay so my 2 year old cousin can’t say the word ‘captain’ and for some reason pronounces it as the word ‘chicken’ instead but really thinks he’s saying ‘captain’.

So one day I was talking to him about superheroes and he goes ‘Chicken America’ and as if I wasn’t losing it already I said ‘hey look, it’s Chicken America’ and he looked at me with the most serious expression and said ‘it’s not Chicken America, it’s Chicken America!’ and to this day I can’t, I just can’t.