[jynxedshapeshifter]

This is still one of The Ace Attorney Screenshots of All Time tbh

[guardedgambler]

I like to think murder is like one of the only crimes in the aa universe because as far as I recall (granted I only played 4 games and it was a long time ago but still) nobody ever gets in actual legal trouble for lying in court or tampering with evidence at the scene of the crime. It's like yeah that's bad but if you didn't kill someone then who gives a fuck really

[guardedgambler]

Just saw someone say Kanaya isn't goth because she wears colorful clothes my brother in Christ regular attire on alternia consists of mainly grey and black clothes with occasional hints of other colors by troll standards Kanaya is very much alt and meant to be a goth

[thefreakmeister]

dave strider had a fucking bob at some point in his life. i cannot elaborate

[guardedgambler]

aradavesol is peak but I'm afraid I might actually be like. The only fucking person who ships it I only ever see soldavekat is there anyone else hi hello

aradia <3 sollux

sollux <3< dave

dave <> aradia

aradave specifically is so important to me I hope we get more of them interacting in future hs2 updates

[guardedgambler]

If Rose was raised by Bro they'd be playing 5d chess 24/7. Both using psychological warfare against each other and it'd be so entertaining to watch

[kriskonor]

(⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

[guardedgambler]

Tgirl Dove: a repressed trans kid learning to let go of toxic masculinity and heteronormative* I wrote homonotmative why didn't anyone fucking tell me)) ideals she was raised with by her dickhead guardian in Texas of all places and finally healing through expressing her gender in unique ways and embracing feminity while also challenging her previous casual misogynistic beliefs that she used to subscribe to as a middle schooler

Tboy Dave: a transmed (he would be a transmed pre game let's be real) kid learning to let go of toxic masculinity and heteronormative ideals he was raised with which caused him to be even more insecure and dysphoric and finally feeling confident and safe enough to express his gender without all the misogyny and conservative ideals tied to masculinity in order to feel like a 'real man' in the eyes of others instead of a poser

Oh trans Dave you'll always be famous

[yarnball0]

fashion starzzz

[guardedgambler]

Butch Rose and transfemme Kanaya. Butch Jane and transfemme Roxy. The butchfemme genes run in the Lalonde family

[guardedgambler]

Father-Daughter bonding time except it's just Rose giving Dirk a lobotomy

[guardedgambler]

Dave Strider is one of my favorite csa representations in media and it's barely even canon or acknowledged as such in the comic. The fact that the fandom largely denies it because they either want to simp for Bro without feeling guilty or they think no-contact csa is not "bad enough" to be taken into consideration further makes me identify with Dave. Also how even despite the sexual abuse there's a high chance Bro wasn't even attracted to Dave, it was just all a side effect of him being a control freak, which is in-line with many irl cases where the perpetrator is not attracted to the victim but rather to the dominance and control it gives them over the other person. The constant exposure to pornographic material since he was a little kid leading to his fixation on sex and reproductive organs is just so. Oh Dave you should've been at the waffle house I want to be his mother and protect him

[guardedgambler]

Pondering Daves chumhandle. Logically I know the Godhead part refers to divinity, as in he's a God at turntablism. However the autistic part of my brain that looks for more complicated and deeper meaning always goes to the Mormon concept of the Godhead (so essentially the holy Trinity except they're all separate beings from what I understand)

The Father (Dirk) The Son (Dave) and The Holy Spirit (that stupid fucking puppet)... I wish I was smart enough to put this into words, or that my english skills could be better since it's my second language and it's hard for me to explain things, but. Something something Bros god complex something something Dave being an attempt at a splinter and he was made in Dirks image blahblah do you know what I mean?? Do you see the vision???

Also like... Prince and Knight... You know... And as I'm typing this I had another thought (tragic) about how Caliborn, a component of lil cal, is a Lord of time and a knights purpose was to fight for or be a guard for the Lord and Dave is a knight of time AGHH there's a hierarchy there

[guardedgambler]

Had a realization today. The reason I don't actively ship dirkjake isn't because I dislike the pairing or their dynamic itself but rather because I wouldn't wish being romantically or god forbid sexually involved with Dirk Strider on my worst enemy. Jake already gets targeted on all fronts in the comic he needs a fucking break. Therefore I resort to dirkuu because they deserve each other really

[guardedgambler]

Hater time sorry but every time someone puts Dave and Rose or Dave and Dirk or Rose and Roxy in the pale quadrant an angel loses its wings or an incestuous relationship is born considering it's romantic! It's not the "friendship" or "family" quadrant it's all part of troll Romance! Do fanfiction writers know that it's very important to me that they know that because every time I see "these two are in (romantic relationship) but without romance, just the platonic version, no incest here!" I take 10 points of damage. At that point either avoid pale quadrants or man up and go all the way with the ectobiological incest badge of honor man

[guardedgambler]

Im mad at homestuck again omfg imagine if lil hal and davesprite had the chance to properly interact outside of davepeta and arquius ohhh it could've been so good. They could've either fixed each other or made each other ten times worse (more likely). Andrew Hussie I'll never forgive you for assassinating both hals and davesprites characters like that. Literally took them behind the building and shot them execution style before dismembering their bodies

[guardedgambler]

Daughter that likes XIX and XX century philosophers (Rose) vs father that likes ancient Greek philosophers (Dirk) who's winning the annoying pretentious asshole competition

[guardedgambler]

Please imagine moistCritikal with a slight southern accent

Thats my Dirk voice headcanon