The Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebie

Being considered crazy by those who are still victims of cultural conditioning is a compliment. -Jason Hairston

[provider-of-guardians]

When you’re not feeling the Christmas spirit, and your family is like “Oh excuse??? Not in the Jingle Jangle Moodtm eh??? Not feeling that Christmas Cheertm???? Well fa-la-la motherhecker let’s get some jINGLES IN HERE BOOM WE GOT CHRISTMAS CARDS, WE GOT SNICKERDOODLES, WE GOT VINCE GUAFRICKINGRALDI ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS”

That’s some dang good family right there

[cinemapix]

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians @rational-mastermind

[choped]

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians 

[n5fw]

[guardian-inspector]

@rational-mastermind  With you in spirit. 👍

[awesomecuza]

heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

here is a hamster dancing for ya, thought he haven’t started dancing yet

[awesomecuza]

no move is needed to feel his passion

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

[awesomecuza]

his moves and passion has exceeded my expectations

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

 nd now is tired and needs to lay down

be flat, he hoped you enjoyed the show

[awesomecuza]

thank u lil guy

[guardian-inspector]

@rational-mastermind

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians​

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[gif87a-com]

Animal Gaits for Animators by Stephen Cunnane

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians

[ponyo-ghibli]

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians Coming soon to a tv near you. :)

[octopuscato]

What I’ve learnt from GoT

Dany: You’re doomed to be like your parents. Even if you never knew them. If they were terrible people, you’ll be as well. There’s no rising above this, there is no other way.  Jaime: There’s no escaping horrible relationships, and there’s no bettering yourself. You’re doomed to go back to what you used to be, no matter how far you came. Theon: As a trauma survivor, you’ve got no place in this world. It doesn’t matter if you were able to rebuild yourself from nothing, that after all the trauma you went through, you managed to find yourself. They might mourn you when you die, but there’s no place among people for you.

Sansa: The only way to be strong is to become like your abusers. Having ideals and principles makes you stupid, growth is not learning to see see reality for what it is while deciding to stay true to yourself, it’s throwing away every shred of your personality and becoming exactly what you used to hate. Sandor: You can’t heal. You can’t decide to leave your abuser behind. You have to have your hate and revenge, even if it kills you. (No, his self-awareness and what he told Arya don’t make it any better.)

Tyrion: It’s not worth it to believe in anything or anyone. Better stay a drunk cynic - you had it right from the beginning.

Grey Worm: In the end, you become what they tried to make you, a killing machine without mercy for innocents. There’s no escape.

Missandei: Once they’ve got you in chains, you will die in chains. They’re someone else’s chains than your first masters’, but they’re chains nonetheless.

Jon: Decent people are stupid and wilfully ignorant. Wanting peace is naivety, wanting people to try and work together is the height of ridiculous.

Probably forgot a hell of a lot of characters and ‘lessons’, but I think I’ve got enough for now. I’m just so tired of ‘grimdark’ stuff, and idk what narrative purpose any of this serves other than ‘everything’s futile and the world is a shit place’.

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians @rational-mastermind ^^When I talk about Englischers and the 21st century, this is it...this is the mindset they want you to have. That, ultimately, there’s not point in, well, anything really. Look at all the defeatism! “The only way...” “...no escape.”  Really? REALLY?!?

You and you and I are living proof that none of that is so.  Never let the world beat you down and convince you otherwise.

But mostly I just wanted you to see what not to do with storylines and character arcs/development, because apparently this was about as gawd-awful as it gets.

[bestviralposts]

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[lunaluvsixx]

Omg this is so beautiful!!! I Love this! 😭

[bynaffit]

this always makes me cry lmao

[keepmewhereverthelightis]

Crying

[porkbunjuice]

My heeeeart 😭

[drunkenhoenuts]

This makes a beautiful difference in so many ways

[rational-mastermind]

To my mother,

@guardian-inspector

I’m spending Mother’s Day weekend in Las Vegas, visiting my husband’s family.

I see first-hand different mothers, different generations, and how they raise their children, and the influence they’ve all had. From great-great grandmother’s to young moms.

And I couldn’t be more grateful for the mother in my life.

I’m not gonna sit here and complain about all the dumb mistakes these people have made or else it’ll take until next year for me to finally stop. But to put it simply, all lot of these were mom’s who were either too blind or too strict or too unfitting.

You’re not like that at all, Mom.

You’ve cared and loved and defended and taught and learned and helped all your children blossom into beautiful people. People that always turns heads and make people smile in amazement.

I wouldn’t be who I was today if it weren’t for you. If I could, I would love nothing more than to spend today thanking you for all the good you’ve done in my life, helping Dad make you breakfast, getting you coffee, and picking up any slack for you today. And even then it wouldn’t feel like enough.

I’ve learned so much from you and it has helped me get through so much of this crazy world. I honestly couldn’t ask for a better mother.

Thank you for having me. Thank you for giving me this life. Thank you for every lesson, for every ounce of support, for every pound of patience, for every discipline, and for every day of being my mother.

Love you Mom. Happy Mother’s Day.

[guardian-inspector]

@rational-mastermind  

Dear awesome woman I’m PROUD to call my daughter,

Seeing you grown, happy and thriving, is all I ever wanted for you.  It is a blessed woman whose children give her tears of joy.  I am, indeed, a blessed woman.

I love you too. 

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians  Set aside some time and watch this, please.

[provider-of-art]

Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter..

Somehow I thought it’d be fun to portray the seasons with various OCs of mine (story names are in the captions) And I was right! To some extent XD;;;; Anyhoo I’m pretty happy with how these came out, hope you guys like them too :D

Btw, now that I’m done with this little project, I’m planning on opening up for commissions, so keep an eye out for that! c:

[spiritualseeker777]

[tenshichan1013]

super epilogue   

[guardian-inspector]

@provider-of-guardians Netflix, Jan.30th

[softwaring]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdoKm1gKc7

[bunjywunjy]

your horses are very majestic

[layingdownsomebatfeets-deactiva]

Guinea pigs being given strips of carrot than dramatically running off in slo mo…is a good aesthetique.

[abandoned-as-mustard]

How the last one reared before galloping off tho