Lucifer's Playground

Nothing is painless.

[somnolentsuggestions]

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

[prayingthefaithless]

Maybe if I stay very still the depression won’t see me

[somnolentsuggestions]

i know im op but mood

[with-practice]

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[sci-fi-gifs]

Attack the Block (2011) Directed by Joe Cornish

[sicklizardman]

Gen 1~Gen 3 starters are my favorite. 

Especially Bulbasaur, Totodile, Treecko, Mudkip.   

[kokushibe]

Minato Namikaze [ep. 248]

[hellsite-yano]

Got compelled to make this, use wisely

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Literally me when I thought my friend and I had made up and I woke up and realized that was in fact NOT the case

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

[airframeextender]

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

[maxofs2d]

is this bird dubstep

[solaniar]

I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry. 

not sorry

[becausebirds]

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

[suddenlycomics]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

laugh, Kookaburra, laugh

[teawithhades]

“Listing to the Kookaburra’s pleasant laughing song.”

^I now have a reference point for this lyric!

[feliosfarkus]

he sounds like 8 machine guns in one

[god-of-sporks]

god i fucking love kookaburras

[godgavemestyle]

I reaaaally fuck with people who appreciate silence

[summer-maiden-tsunami]

I told him i was sad.

He told me he was tired.

I don’t deserve that kind of thing.

I hurt enough without letting others make it worse.

I have… To… Try and do better. I have to help myself. I have to learn to stop coming back to this. Or I won’t get better.

My heart is ravaged cause I already know I’m going to get nothing but additional pain from this.

One day I’ll be able to let it go. One day I’ll be away from this. Away from persons who hurt me like this.

[demigodxtonio]

[poemswords]

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who absentmindedly grabs your hand or reaches to touch you while he’s doing something else

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…