I LOVE the people who are anti DFO because "hisashi has a fire quirk". Like y'all think that legendary super villain All for One, actively hunted down for the last 200+ years TOLD THE TRUTH??? You think he reported his quirk TO THE GOVERNMENT to get the proper paperwork whenever he needed a new identity??? You think that man who murdered hundreds of people but draws the line at telling a lie to his wife/baby mama (esp if the truth could get said wife and baby hunted down and thrown in prison)??? Or do you think that, out if every single quirk in the world besides OFA, a fire breathing quirk cannot be stolen?????
I love it. It's the funniest serious theory I've ever seen.
You actually inspired me.
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Very tired Quirk Registry employee: "Well, Mr. Midoriya, I am really sorry that your registration got lost in the system. But please, tell me the name of your quirk and how it works."
AFO, bored out of his mind: "Well, I would love to explain what all my quirks do but I don't have the next three days available. What don't you chose for me?"
Very tired Quirk Registry employee: "What?"
AFO: "Choose a quirk. Since I have to tell you about one."
Very tired Quirk Registry employee, very confused: "You want me to guess?"
AFO: "Why not? Really, you have 65% chance of guessing right."
Very tired Quirk Registry employee: "Okay... So... What about Fire Breath?"
AFO: "Oh, I actually had this one for a while! So sure, write it down."
Very tired Quirk Registry employee: "Okay..."
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Friend of Inko: "So, Hisashi, what's your quirk?"
AFO: *thinks a second too long as he is mentally going through his quirk*
AFO: *opens his mouth to say that he has a magnetism quirk*
Inko: "He has a fire breathing quirk. He actually uses it once in a while to make his tea."
