"I'm Your White Mage

And no one fucks with the white mage." My name is Dende, the guardian of Earth from Namek. | Independent!Dende RP | M!A-None | RP Young, Older &TFS Dende

[guardianofgreen]

"Oh, hello little green whichisanamethatitotallydin'tstolefromKrillin!"

“I do not appreciate THAT name. My name is Dende.”

[guardianofgreen]

Got tagged by: @na-e-gi-ma-ko-to-da Rules: tag 9 people you want to get better Relationship Status: Taken Favorite Colors: Teal, Purple and Black Pets: A Yorkshire Terrier named Milo Wake Up Time: Ideally 10am  Cats or Dogs: Dogs Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi  Day or Night: Night Chapstick or Lipstick: Lipstick Last Song I Listened To: “Fly” by Got7

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[guardianofgreen]

It sucks about your family Dende. But you know who also lost his family? Batman.

"Super Kami Guru stop trying to get me to be Batman!"

[guardianofgreen]

Leaves Dende a little Rosemary plant to care for and grow.

"Don't you worry, Goku! This little guy is in good hands!"

[guardianofgreen]

"You do look quite small compared to others of your race that a I've seen." (f00lishness)

“Well that is just rude.”

[guardianofgreen]

Na na na na na na na na DENDE. Na na na na na na na na DENDE. DENDE! Dende.

“T-that voice. It strikes fear into all Namekians... Guru.”

[guardianofgreen]

Why hello there...

I have returned from an unseen hiatus! So please like this for a starter or send me an ask or something. Little green is ready!

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@guardianofgreen

“Oh look, a being that can stand up right and is not human.” Maroon tilted his head a bit in confusion. Strange, he never saw a creature like that before.

“Either way, what’s your name…uhhh?”

[guardianofgreen]

Dende returned the strangers gaze. Who the heck was this guy after all? And why did humans just assume this planet was the only with intelligent life.

"My name is Dende."

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 @guardianofgreen

   “You.. Green one.. Tell me where I am.”

[guardianofgreen]

"Yeah... Doesn't seem like I should answer that..."

[guardianofgreen]

What the heck's a Kami?

"Kami is not as good as Dende. That's what."

[guardianofgreen]

Dende, I must know! You've got a grand total of two outfits- that white robe with the little maroon vest and that standard Kami outfit with the purple cape. What's the deal? Do you have a closet of the same stuff or do you just, like, ask Piccolo to create some new clothes for you and he's too uncreative to think up any other outfits? Clothes DO make the man (or the Namekian), after all!

"Hey! If I got things my way I wouldn't need to wear clothes. I'd just live the dream rocking the green."

[guardianofgreen]

Dende, I'll tell you the truth. You are sweet and the sweetest Namek-jin ever. I send you a lot of kisses. v3v

"W-why thank you. You too are lovely."

[guardianofgreen]

What do you think about fusion between Piccolo and your close friend Nail?

"Nail was a good man and he has been lost to us all... I mourn him daily."

[guardianofgreen]

In seven words, how would you describe The Z-Warriors?

"Oh that's easy: Loud, Stupid, Beefy, Suicidal, Useless, Annoying, Brave and Krillin." Dende stated with confidence.

[guardianofgreen]

Leaves a case of different flavored water in ask box cause He just a cutie patootie!-

“Whaaa! Thank you so much for this. I love this stuff!”

[guardianofgreen]

Don't be ridiculous. I was just screwing with you. Kami of Earth maintain a balance, don't they? Ha. I don't really care but the others would.

“Nice to know you hold so much stock in my abilities Vegeta. I appreciate it.”

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      “ I hear you travelled a long path.                     Please, do make yourself comfortable. “

[guardianofgreen]

“Thank you, your highness. Apologies for my sorry state.”