boop.

an eighteen year old australian. marvel enthusiast.

[jumpingjaverts]

me when the underclassmen start making psat memes that I don’t understand

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

rey, to finn: would you like to stay for dinner?

luke, hollering from offscreen: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

[lizclimo]

stranger things have happened. 

[cassianandor-deactivated2025022]

— Salma Deera, The Burning Ones

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

if two guys were on a volcanic planet and one cut the other’s limbs off with a lightsaber would that be fucked up or what

[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

[forassgard]

[downeyverse]

#i can’t believe tony goes through DENIAL BARGAINING ANGER AND HURT#4 OUT OF 5 STAGRS OF GRIEF#IN A SPACE OF FIVE SECONDS#AND PEOPLE STILL THINK HES JUST WHINY this is absolutely amazing#lol the straight up horror in his face when his eyes widen on the second gif#this fucks me up like he steps TOWARD steve in the beginning like#in the wake of finding out about his parents’ assassination IT MATTERS TO HIM whether or not steve had been lying to him#and then lol after steve admits it#and tony STEPS AWAY IMMEDIATELY LIKE STEVE HAD PHYSICALLY WOUNDED HIM#HAHA! FUCK#and you know what also fucks me up its steve gradually closing himself off and retreating into himself as tony unravels#evans’s acting is delightfully subtle but like COMPARE THAT FIRST SHOT OF HIS FACE with the glassy eyes and the lips and things#to the level of apparent stoicism he reached by the last one#this absolutely kills a man#no offense but THEIR BACKGROUNDS#TONY’S IS FIERY GOLD AND STEVE’S IS GREEN/GRAY#TONY STICKS OUT AGAINST HIS BACKGROUND AND STEVE BLENDS INTO HIS AND IM DYING THIS MIRRORS THEIR EMOTIONAL RESPONSES#tony stark#steve rogers#mcu#cap 3#WHAT A SCENE TBH IM DYING  (via @knightinironarmor) 

[generally]

you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

I love that this post is both a really wide-eyed appreciation for the amazing time we live in and a really sarcastic passive-aggressive way to tell people to just fucking google shit

This post feels like my heart

[loganes]

I can’t control their fear. Only my own.

[daredvils]

luke 4:18

the spirit of the lord is on me

[jessicajonesdaily]

Kilgrave leaves a trail of broken people behind him.

[womenofmcu]

Gamora in the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Official Teaser Trailer (2017)

[doona-baes]

There are two types of beings in the universe. Those that dance, and those that do not. [x]

[678i0u]

I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.

[john-daisy]

star wars meme: nine quotes (5/9) → “Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him? I don’t think so.“

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[guy]

i just made bird noises

[supleena]

AWWWWW I WANT A BROTHER LIKE THIS HES SO CUTE

[somethingincrediblyright]

Awww!!! This is adorable!!! Sweetest brother ever! (Also: who told grandma?!?! The suspense is killing me! lol)

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[finds the most unavailable person] 

[points] that one i want that one