Crowley who?

Hey I'm Ian and I sleep in the kitchen

[asparklethatisblue]

After accidentally inspiring the first human child ever to be one audacious shit who lies to God Aziraphale decided to never tell humans anything about himself ever anymore

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[waldos-art]

[halorvic]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[marsinthecorner]

💚🖤More demon love.🖤💚

[rem-ir]

Still not sorry. Hips don’t lie.

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

got thinking about crowley and aziraphale’s relationships with mortality and the physical body because they’re emotionally attached to earth but their bodies are a renewable resource they can shape however they like while retaining the memory of their old bodies, and it came out as this

[santhomedusae-deactivated202006]

[dragkingandreweldritch]

important question: have either of them done Hamlet's soliloquy with their own skull

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

both, at various points, usually after a few drinks

[martindykewood]

crowley: alas, poor crowley! i was him, aziraphale, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. he hath borne my clothes on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. here hung those lips that you have kissed i know not how oft, 

aziraphale: don't bring me into this don't talk about me kissing the skull please 

crowley: where be your wiles now? your temptations? your pranks? your flashes of wickedness that were wont to set the table on a roar? not one now to mock your own grinning? 

aziraphale: that's literally what you're doing, though, isn't it 

crowley, wailing dramatically: quite chapfallen???

crowley: now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her, 

aziraphale: i'm sorry, your whom? 

crowley, ignoring him: let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come. prithee, aziraphale, tell me one thing 

aziraphale: what. 

crowley: dost thou think alexander looked o' this fashion i' th' earth? 

aziraphale: alright let's get you home before you start crying about your dead exes 

crowley: TO WHAT BASE USE MAY WE RETURN

[monkeycup-deactivated20200208]

Bunch of little pics that didn’t fit in with the others

[waldos-art]

Loved doing these images for @bullet-farmer!

[anticmiscellaney]

No one thought that through.

For @rysttle’s adorable Get Along AU.

[rysttle]

Ko-fi request gifts for supporters (2/2)

part 3 actually hahaha

This one is for @preraphaelitepunk check out their work : https://archiveofourown.org/users/molieretzu/

sorry if this isn’t what you wanted though lol

[cyancrown]

how to tell armies there is no war

[bradbradleyart]

Ive been hankering to animate something to Chris flemings raw chaos

[took-hold-of-nothing]

Gabriel explaining to Mary that she is pregnant:

[took-hold-of-nothing]

Is that what you're talking about

[drawingroomanguish]

click for better res 

[cashwiller]

It is said that Gabriel guards the telecommunications industry, and the demon can move in the wire. So…

[cliopadra]

This been done yet?

[sator-the-wanderer]

Fuzzies

Bonus:

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