Just A Guy

Xochi // Adult // All pronouns interchangeably//This is not a page for people under 18 // ask me about…things? //a man written and directed by a woman

[isabelopaque]

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

[guildmasterbeaver]

Fuck driving and fuck them cars, you got what you need OP

[octal-codes]

Shout out to autistics who:

Don't know much about their special interests

Likes food commonly disliked by other autistics

Dislikes food commonly liked by other autistics

Enjoy social settings

Use sign language as their primary form of communication

Use diapers or have troubles with toileting

Like childish things or age regress

Are unable to work

Are unable to figure out their gender

[sayruq]

like to charge reblog to cast

[guildmasterbeaver]

Did anyone else get in trouble in school during assignments cause you did too much and went too detailed with more advanced knowledge?

Nobody? Just me? Okay cool

[metfell]

btw its always morally correct to reblog your own art or writing onto the dash. you are always right to do this. and if people get annoyed then too bad. this is not a satire post or sarcastic this is genuine. reblog your works. and every time someone complains that you reblog your own stuff too much do it again. be proud of what you create.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

[advanced-passenger-train]

[jordanbolton]

To The Bus Driver - Jordan Bolton

[queer-as-city-folk]

Appreciate the workers on our busses and trains

[guildmasterbeaver]

Idk and idc if this is a hot take or not but Akito didn’t deserve the redemption arc she did. I think it was too easy, we should’ve seen her groveling to the zodiac and tohru & Kyo. Her and Ren both

[huffylemon]

[headspace-hotel]

i don't think chess sets be like

[slightlydraconic]

I'm so sorry but

yeah

[dkpsyhog]

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

[guildmasterbeaver]

I actually hate that chess sets be like

[sexchangedotcom]

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

[fresh-and-fruit-y]

[nyemnyems]

[gallade-x-treme]

FINISHING MOVE:

OCEANIC JET COASTER ROCKET BABY

[jadedaceofspades]

[kira-serialfaggot]

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

[dailyfoodlovers]

yo does anyone know whats the thc percentage of a chicken pot pie

[guildmasterbeaver]

Idk about Chicken Pot Pie but I know that Humble Pie is a high THC indica-dominant hybrid said to provide an uplifting and euphoric experience. So sit back and have a slice of Humble Pie instead

[herbgerblin]

fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals

ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[queen-mihai]

First it was “go to college”

Then it was “major in STEM”

Then it was “one year experience”

Then it was “three years experience”

Then it was “three years of DIRECTLY RELATED experience”

Then it was five years of DIRECTLY RELATED experience"

Now, if you didn’t practically invent the technology a company uses, you’ve got no shot.

“but I started in the mailr..”

Nobody gives a f*ck about how you started in the mail room. You’re the CEO now. The mail room job is an unpaid internship now, and it requires 3 years of directly related mail delivery experience to even be considered. Sit down.

[queen-mihai]

Holy shit, you reblogged this from 3 years ago and, like… there’s not a word here I’d change

[reading-writing-revolution]

Still true…

[guildmasterbeaver]

You could vogue to SoulEater’s intro “Resonance”

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