here we go again

e. (she/her) 27 | bi

[bloodenjoyer]

im going to scarborough fair do yall want anything

[lazer-t]

A pigeon crosses your dash

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[dyouknowwhatimean-archive-deact]

The vampire of Toledo Cathedral (or Cain's bite). Late 14th Century.

A rare representation of Cain and Abel's biblical story in which Cain kills Abel by biting him, instead of hitting him with a rock.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[saltwater-stranded]

seal in a bubble bath

source

[knightsickness]

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[svogliata-mente]

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[methodical-coffee]

Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner.

[onioneyez]

from the picture book Thirteen

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[tranquildeath]

i was meant to be a 500 year old tree

[bakwaaas]

it’s sexy to try and it’s cool to care. death to nonchalance

[bentwristemu]

How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

[crazydiscoturkey]

through innovative, synergistic solutions that align strategic stakeholders along key performance indicators

[amygdalae]

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it