The Early 40s Dork Life

Elder Millennial so over the bs of everything. Sister of a 3-legged dachshund who stalks me (see the above pic). GuinGuin1984 on AO3 (I read/comment).

[chemdoodles]

1x04. Knock Knock!

[guinguin1984]

I pledge allegiance to Connor Storrie’s ass.

Happy America’s Ass Day!🍑🇺🇸🦅

It’s 4th of July in the majority of U.S. so…Happy Independence Day.

I couldn’t decide which of EKAMP’s (on Threads) images to choose so I went with my favorite 3 of Connor Storrie’s butt. #ConnorStorrieAOTY

[guinguin1984]

Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary to these hot husbands. May their day be full of love and plenty of new toys (with lots of strawberry lube).

[blue-disco-lights]

Galladrabbles: Sticker

Love another crafty @galladrabbles prompt - thank you @crossmydna!! === === === === === ===

Mickey’s late. He can’t afford to lose this bullshit mall cop job, but his coffee machine was on the fritz (again) and he can barely keep his eyes…

“WHAT-THE!” he yells, slamming his brakes. The car in front had stopped abruptly, and he tapped its rear bumper. Fuckin’ great, now he had to deal with some dumbass with a “Honk If You ❤️ Redheads” bumper sticker??

He throws open his door, ready to rage … when said redhead emerges.

“Ohmygod I’m so sorry, this kitten ran right in front of my car, and…”

Yeah. Mickey's gonna be late to work.

[smittybus22]

STICKER

Thank you to @crossmydna for this week's @galladrabbles prompt, STICKER. I was inspired by St. Patrick's Day that's coming up. Just a fun little look into a day in the life of Gallavich married life.

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“Hey,” Mickey greeted as Ian walked in. 

 “Man, I’m fucking beat.” 

“Want a beer?” 

“Fuck yes. About ten of them.” 

Mickey walked up to Ian and pulled him down and kissed him hard. Afterward, Mickey handed him his beer even though he felt drunk already.

“The fuck was that for?” 

 “Mickey thumped the “Kiss Me I’m Irish” sticker on his shirt. 

Ian looked down. “I forgot about that damn thing. They were handing them out at work for St. Patrick’s Day.” 

“That four leaf clover on it mean you're getting lucky?” 

“You tell me.” 

“Why don’t I show you instead?”

[blue-disco-lights]

Galladrabbles: Embroidery 🪡

@look-i-love-u Hi!! ~ and thank you for this week's @galladrabbles prompt 🩵 I think it's also a perfect way to bring our beloved @gallacrafts back to the timeline. If you're new to the Gallavich fandom, be sure to explore all the gorgeous art created there!

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“What the hell’s Gallacrafts?” Ian asks, staring up at the banner.

Liam joins him. “Debbie’s back on her summer camp hustle. Gallagher. Crafts. Get it?”

“Yeah and you’re all pitchin’ in,” yells Debbie from the top of the ladder.

“I’m teaching cooking, Tami’s doing embroidery.”

“Ian, you can sew. Remember those stripper shorts you used to make?”

“What are you laughin’ at, Mickey. If I gotta do it, so do you,” Ian glares at his husband.

“How ‘bout I teach the brats to draw.”

“Mick, all you draw is naked pictures of me.”

“Fine. Makin’ shivs is like crafts, right?”

[rayrayor]

Oh this weeks @galladrabbles was a very cool challenge. I looked at my needlepoint messenger bag that has flowers and fuck you stiched in. Thank you, @look-i-love-u for this prompt: embroidery

Mickey: Ian. CODE RED. I’ve woken up SEWN to the damn mattress.

Ian: …Are you stuck?

Mickey: No, Ian, I’ve decided to become a duvet cover for fun. YES, I’M STUCK.

Ian: What did you do?

Mickey: I didn’t do anything. Lily did. Your five‑year‑old stitch‑witch used my hoodie as her personal practice canvas. WHILE IT WAS ON MY HEAD.

Ian: Oh, nowwww she is MY daughter.

Mickey: Really? Thats not the friggin point. Looks like Craftworld barfed on me.

Ian: Want me to come cut you out?

Mickey: Yes. Bring coffee. I need strength to face putting Lily in time out.

[gallabitch73]

Galladrabbles: Embroidery

Special thanks to @look-i-love-u for this week’s prompt! It’s good to be back! LONG LIVE @galladrabbles!!! 😊😊😊

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“Mick, …I can’t believe you’re really mad!” “I’m not really mad, ya fuckin’ jerk! I’m fuckin’ pissed and don’t fuckin’ pretend like you don’t know why!”“It’s the tattoo…” “Damn right it’s the tattoo! If you didn’t wanna get it, why the fuck did you bring it up?!” “I know what having my name tattooed on your chest means to you. I wanna show you I’m just as committed, but can’t I do that without the added pain? (pointing at his existing tats) Plus, you’re already embroidered on my heart.” Sniffling, brows raising: “Fuck that you pussy. Get the tat.”

[suzy-queued]

Galladrabbles: Refresh

Thanks, @energievie, for this week's @galladrabbles prompt! I hope you can find some relaxation and calm as the year unfolds.

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Ian refreshed the page. “Motherfucker.”

In the past thirty seconds, someone had outbid him. 

“Oh, it’s on now.” Ian upped his bid by five dollars. 

Waited. 

Refreshed.

“Goddammit.”

Ian cracked his knuckles. How was he so invested in Franny’s school charity auction? The vacation packages and food baskets were boring, but one listing consumed Ian’s attention: “Rent a handyman for a day.”

Ian hit F5 again.

One minute left. He added fifty dollars to his bid.

3…2…1…

Yes. Ian won the auction.

That black-haired, blue-eyed handyman would be his. Uh, for a day. 

Ian smiled and started his to-do list.

[mickeyismyian]

@suzy-queued thank you for this prompt! @galladrabbles as usual thank you thank you always!

Guns and Roses

“Happy Valentine's day.” Mickey pulled his shirt over his head showing the rose tattoo that now wrapped around Ian's name on his chest.

“Are you kidding?” Ian stared with his mouth open, stunned. “THAT is what you got me?” 

Mickey's face fell. “...Yea? I thought…”

“Mick stop.” Ian cut him off and quickly whipped his own shirt over his head.

Mickey's eyes filled with tears when he saw the tattoo of a gun over Ian's heart with the words Mickey Milkovich written down the side of it.

“You did that for me?” He whispered.

“I love you.” Ian whispered back.

[dani-moonstars]

Guns & Roses

Hi hi!

Picking up the Untitled series, which I think is going to end soon.

Thanks for the prompt @suzy-queued and @galladrabbles

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Mickey’s listening to a cheesy Guns & Roses song while he makes lunch. 

Ian’s been spiraling, not sleeping. Jordan hasn’t signed the papers yet.

Despite their best efforts, neither Lip nor Mickey have been able to quell Ian’s anxiety. 

He hears Ian approach the door, opening it and closing it after a moment.

Ian walks towards the living room, holding a stack of documents. 

“Mick” His voice is soft, and it breaks at the end. 

Concerned, Mickey stops his cooking and he turns towards him. 

“It’s done,” Ian says, with a shy smile on his face and tears in his eyes. “He signed it”.

[runninonemptyy]

Thank you @suzy-queued for this week’s @galladrabbles prompt: Guns and Roses! So appropriate! I definitely went the soft and mushy route. 🥰

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Ian’s never celebrated Valentine’s Day before. 

There was never any reason for it. Not when he and Mickey were apart, and not when they were going through shit. 

But now, they’re married. And Ian’s gonna go all out.

He’s gonna surprise his husband, the tough-as-nails badass who loves his guns but would melt and flush bright red if Ian gave him roses. 

So he spreads out the blanket, lights candles, and turns on “November Rain.”

Never mind the darkness

We still can find a way

Because no matter what, they’ve always found a way back to each other.

[guinguin1984]

Am I the only one who finds November Rain romantic?

[mikcrymilkovich]

Tomatoes + Pitbull Husbands

[guinguin1984]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOEL FISHER

[nicosgelos]

Gallavich + quotes I have saved that remind me of them

[guinguin1984]

PICREW

Thanks for the tag, @mybrainismelted.

Haven’t done a Picrew in quite awhile.

Tagging @vintagelacerosette @crossmydna @look-i-love-u @ms-moonlight-inn @rayrayor @blue-disco-lights

[thisfeebleheart]

No one set him on fire like Shane Hollander.