Stay afraid, but do it anyway

Kat. She/Her I like stuff. Fun stuff, cool stuff, happy stuff, sad stuff, weird stuff... does it all make sense together? Probably not. But this is my brain on Tumblr.

[imikhailo]

SHAMELESS 4.08 — Hope Springs Paternal

[thisfeebleheart]

BTS: Cameron Monaghan & Noel Fisher Discuss Ian & Mickey’s Happy Ever After

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starrylolo]

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

[half-a-hetero]

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

[bees-with-tophats]

HAHAH

[frenchish-water]

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

[fishfrommars]

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

[lloyd-garma-gun]

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

[kloudyco]

I FOUND IT AGAIN

[the-keeper-of-the-lemon-deactiv]

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

[mrdyketator]

Precisely *how* old is this post??

[mrdyketator]

Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014

[proxylynn]

[I found it…The sacred Tumblr World Heritage Post of Hats!]

[soulnessless]

3.10 "Order Room Service" // 8.08 "Frank's Northern Southern Express"

[gallavich1234]

SHAMELESS (2011-2021) 10.12 - Gallavich!

[lupeloto]

ian is so fucking captivated by mickey…

writings/headcanons of him admiring mickey’s beauty are so special to me because no one ever called him beautiful until he met ian!!! mickey resisted it a first but as time went on, he absolutely reveled in it.

never stop writing about ian being infatuated with mickey, his lips, the curve of his nose, the light dusting of freckles on his face, etc:)

[breedxblemickey]

𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔯 𝔪𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔶 𝔞𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱

this au is an ongoing collaboration between calli (@ianandmickeygallavich), me, and the wonderful people who send in amazing asks/edits/ideas. if anything has been missed or is in the wrong spot, please let me know. this post will be updated as often as possible as more is added!!

mickey is famous for having a sexy tumblr blog with a big following. ian has only recently started following mickey’s blog and he’s a little obsessed. which wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact that mickey is ian’s roommate.

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔩

Kinda makes me think there should be an AU fic where Mickey is like ~tumblr famous~ for a blog where he takes these sort of sexy (but within the tumblr rules) photos.

𝔪𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔶'𝔰 𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔯

@hornygaythug

@hornygaythugg

𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔲𝔞𝔩/𝔞𝔲𝔡𝔦𝔬

Mickey's tumblr blog

Grunge Gallavich Moodboard (for the vibes) by @gallavich1012 [sent in here]

Mickey showing off his hickeys (and collar) by @gallavichsbitch

Mickey's header

One of Mickey's photos by @mixkeymilkovich (original photo here)

Playlist by me (taking suggestions!)

Belly piercing Mickey

Mickey's holiday pics by @gallavich1012

Pics of Ian from @gallavich1012

Some of Mickey's pics from @mikhailo-m

The hornyygayythug insta by @gallavich1012

Some Tumblr Mickey fits + Ian's reaction

Mickey's boots

Pics from their socials by @gallavich1012

Mickey's nipple jewellery from @mixkeymilkovich

Which Tumblr Mickey character are you?

Some pics from their wedding by@gallavich1012

Crop top/skirt Mickey from @gallavich1012

Mickey in a maid outfit by @gallavich1012

Chronicles of hornygaythug and his roommate turned bf by @gallavich1012

Mickey in fishnets + combat boots by @gallavich1012

More Mickey fits from @thunderlouis

Face reveals? by @gallavich1012

Shibari pics by @gallavich1012

Art inspired by this ask by @psychicskulldamage

𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔰

hornygaythug.tumblr.com by @papayawitch

Ian's roommate, Mickey, is reclusive and mysterious. He hides away in his room all day, barely saying a word to Ian. It's not until Ian discovers Mickey's softcore porn blog that Ian decides he absolutely needs to get to the bottom - and into the pants - of the secretive Mickey Milkovich.

@hornygaythug by @whatthebodygraspsnot

Ian's roommate is pretty. Ian's roommate is kind of an asshole. Ian's roommate posts pictures of himself online and Ian swears to god he's got it under control.

Trouble in Paradise? by @gallavich1012

Angsty horngaythug/tumblr!mickey au. 2.9k words.

𝔞𝔰𝔨𝔰

𝔪𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔶'𝔰 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔤

𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔶'𝔰 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬

𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔞𝔫'𝔰 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬

𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯

𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯

𝔗𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 (𝔇𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔶) 𝔇𝔞𝔶! it gets it's own category cause i love it so much

𝔡𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔶 𝔤𝔢𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢 (𝔞𝔨𝔞 𝔧𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔦𝔞𝔫)

𝔞𝔲'𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔯 𝔪𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔶 𝔞𝔲

𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 𝔳𝔰 𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔯

[callivich]

Some more fics (feel free to reblog and add any more I’ve missed!) ->

(g)loved up by @gallawitchxx

Saturday has become their unofficial day together, until one Saturday, Ian has to work. Mickey answers more tumblr asks that day than he has since they started spending Saturdays together. By Tuesday, the packages begin arriving.

flip fuck? by gallawitch

Mickey’s always thought that Valentine’s Day was fucking gay. But then some dramatic, ginger fuckhead had to move into the room next to his, and steal his hole, his heart, and the attention of his tumblr mutuals. Mickey decides to keep it lowkey when he asks Ian to spend the evening together: You wanna hang out on Tuesday? Ian’s response is quick and gives absolutely nothing away: Sure thing! That big-dicked idiot better remember it’s fucking Valentine’s Day.

Piercings x Seven of Swords by @gallawitchxx

In The Midnight Hour by lesbiangallagher

To: hornygaythug

Anonymous said: 

Ever gotten mind blowing head before?

Pornstar by Calli_Writes

A remix where their roles are reversed.

[orisgallery]

The perfect match does not exi...

[thepiefromwork]

Festival

Thanks to @galladrabbles and @starry-nights-17 for this weeks prompt. I have them in husband era again. I have no idea if USA festivals are like UK festivals so.... 🤷

Ian: Where are you?   

Mickey: In another fuckin’ queue getting beer  

Ian: Which queue?  

Mickey: The one in the fuckin’ beer tent genius 🙄  

Ian: There’s more than one beer tent asshole   

Mickey: Whatever 🖕 

The one next to that burger van with the mouldy bread   

Opposite the crapper with the shit piled so high it's trying to fuckin’ escape 🤮💩  

Ian: I know the one. Be there in a minute😘   

Mickey: Can you believe that some fuckin’ asshole just tried to jump the queue? 🤬  

Ian: Yep 

The entire festival heard you putting him right.  

Mickey: 😂🗡️💀  

Ian: 🥰 

[fictionalcharactersaremypassion]

Ian, sighing happily: Mickey is so cute

Debbie, bewildered: He just tried to stab someone

Ian, shrugging: I said cute not harmless

[runninonemptyy]

*Now complete and bingeable!!*

Summary:

@mickeymilkfitness: Fitness influencer. No excuses taken, no fucks given.

@ianscleaneats: Health food influencer, making your digestive system happy one recipe at a time.

What could possibly happen when the two join forces for a collab? Should be strictly business, right? Obviously…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66229990/chapters/170727412

[paladinofvengeance]

The scene of Ian and Mickey in the boys’ bedroom before the wedding is too fucking fun.

THE PARALLELS TO SEASON FIVE ARE SENDING ME. The first is Ian coming out the shower, applying deodorant and combing his hair in the mirror, like seriously paying attention to what his hair looks like for marrying Mickey. Flashbacks to season five, Mickey was getting dressed and applying perfume and checking his hair in the bathroom mirror so he could visit Ian in the psych ward.

The second is Ian sitting on the edge of his childhood bed and Mickey asking about meds. Back to season five and Mickey handing him his pills and kissing his head. Except back then Ian was low and dejected and hated the pills and now he’s already taken them, he grabs hold of Mickey, he smiles.

Secondly, Liam just walking the fuck out. Like Mickey comes in, shirtless, towel round his waist, hair wet from the shower, Liam takes one look and is like NOPE and walks out immediately.

Carl, bless him, takes longer to catch on. If I had a nickel for every time a Milkovich sibling kicked Carl out a room in his own house and called him shithead so they could have sex with Ian, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Seriously though, he should’ve taken a leaf outtaLiam’s book. I mean really? Shirtless Mickey with his Godamn tattoos and abs and wet hair walking right in front of Ian with that smirk, on their wedding day? Carl. WALK AWAY I mean they kicked him out anyway, Ian side eyeing Carl when Mickey was snapping at him was too funny.

Also Gallavich being sweet. Mickey tilted Ian’s chin to look at him, Ian grabbing Mickey by the waist, pulling him in, holding him, cupping his cheek and grinning so hard that he looks like his fifteen year old self again, side eyeing Carl and not even bothering to reproach Mickey, kissing his neck and undoing his towel and just holding him…

I love it so much.

@greenlittleapple

[greenlittleapple]

Thanks to think about me again, @paladinofvengeance. Your description of the scene, and how much they are casual and happy is so nice to read. And, there are so tender and intimate gestures. So lovely.

[greenlittleapple]

Ian miss Mickey before Mexico and he probably tell himself that he's not gonna see him before a long time, that he has to live without him. He thinks about him, a lot. But, when they go until the border, he remembers how he loves Mickey. There is that "thrill", there is the sexe which is fucking fantastic, them having fun. That's why taking the decision to stay at Chicago is so difficult for Ian, that's why he is so devastated after. He wants this life with Mickey but he is persuaded he will never see him again. And Mickey is aware of that love, at the other end of the border. He comes back because Ian needs him, cause he told him "we take care of each other," but also cause he knows that Ian loves him, just to be with him.

[squidyyy23]

galladrabbles: tomato 2.0 🍅

hey @galladrabbles is it cheating to post a second one? can i get an exception? because this one just wouldn't leave my brain either. see, this is why i don't play those prompt games. i'd have 875 wips by now. 🙈

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Mickey hears the front door slam and finally escapes his room. He’s starving, but after last night at the dugouts, he knew he couldn’t look at Ian without blushing. 

“My god,” Mandy flops on the couch. “Happy that boy’s found love but holy fuck. ‘He’s so sweet. So adorable. And so hot. The noises he makes when I suck his dick.’ Bleh. Gushes about the hickey he gave him last night, but won’t spill his name.”

Mickey rubs at the bruise under his shirt. Feels his cheeks flush.

“Fuck’s wrong with you?” Mandy asks. “Look like a fuckin’ tomato.”

Goddamnit.

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[paladinofvengeance]

Mandy if only you knew-

[sluttymickey]

Gonna be naughty here, Drish, and ask for 13 😁😍😝

Hi Evie <33

13. Linking hands together during sex (from this prompts list!)

18+ under the cut! (This is more them being soft rather than them having sex but still) (Also this is my first time writing something like this so. Please be kind lol)

“Fuck. Right there,” Mickey whispers against Ian’s lips. Ian smiles and moves faster, he knows just how his husband likes it.

Fuck. Husband.

“Shit, Mickey,” he says, bringing his hand up from where it was grabbing Mickey’s thigh to caress his cheek. “You’re my husband.”

“Fuckin’ right I am,” says Mickey, smiling at him. That beautiful fucking smile that lights up his entire face and makes Ian falls more in love with him every single time.

Mickey wraps his legs tighter around Ian and curls a hand in his hair. “C’mere, kiss your husband."

And Ian kisses him. Soft kisses. Long kisses which end up with them smiling breathlessly against each other’s lips. Kisses where Mickey moans into Ian’s mouth when he grabs onto the back of Mickey’s neck; or when his ring grazes Mickey’s nipple, or when he presses his thumb against one of the hickeys he’s sucked onto Mickey’s neck. Kisses in between mumbles of “Love you. Love you so fuckin’ much.”

Eventually though, Mickey pulls back with a mischievous look on his face and gestures for Ian to pull out. Ian’s confused face transforms into a grin when Mickey pushes him onto his back and climbs on top of him.

He watches as Mickey bites his lip and slowly lowers himself on him; fights to keep his eyes open when Mickey fully seats himself and lets out a shaky smiley breath.

Fuck, Mickey's so good.

He grabs onto Mickey's thigh, caressing him as he waits for Mickey to adjust. Looks at Mickey's mussed up hair, at the swoop that's fallen over his forehead in a way that Ian's always found adorable. Looks at the tattoo of his name on Mickey's chest, at the bite mark he's left just below it. Glances up and sees Mickey staring at him with a small smile on his face, his cheeks flushed.

And then Mickey shifts forward, resting one hand on Ian's chest (at the spot Ian swears he's gonna fucking put a tattoo of Mickey's name one day) and linking the other hand with Ian's. Shit, he can feel Mickey's ring against his fingers.

“You ready for this, Milkovich?” he grins at Ian, as he holds Ian's hand tighter and starts to move.

Ian grins back at him, and grabs his ass. “Damn straight, Gallagher.”

[mikhailomick]

[frollola]

I’m glad you came.