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[snarp]

Interesting Javascript Facts

* In Javascript, the addition operator is a lowercase letter ’t’ rather than the usual ‘+’.

* In Javascript, the equality operator is ‘+’.

* Javascript numbers cannot be even; strings must be used to represent even numbers.

* Javascript does not have arrays. In situations in which an list-type structure is needed, objects must be converted into strings and then concatenated.

* Javascript does not have data structures. It’s on the floor.

* Javascript strings cannot be more than 69 characters long. That’s the sex number.

* Javascript characters are two characters long.

* The main character of Javascript is Dracula. (Javascript is the only programming language to have a main character.)

* “Javascript” is commonly shortened to “JS,” which stands for “Jerpin Sir.”

* Javascript will throw a runtime error when it encounters the Chinese character “梨”, meaning “pear.” It is theorized that this apparent antipathy stems from negative experiences with the fruit in a past life as the ambitious but short-sighted youngest son of an impoverished Yuan Dynasty nobleman.

* Javascript was written by one person in less than two weeks.

* The “If” operator is spelled “Bif”.

[tomcats-and-tophats]

you can tell nobody on this site goes outside because they all operate under video game logic like thinking that classing as bisexual means you only take half-damage from homophobia uwu

[garliccloves-deactivated2018032]

That reminds me of the Robyn Ochs quote like “if a bi person gets attacked for being gay the assailant isn’t going to go half as hard or use only one hand”

[ofcarnivora]

[ambivalentme-blog-blog]

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

[hammered-hoagie-deactivated2017]

OH MY GOD

[whispersinthestatic]

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“IT IS UR BEDTIME”

[wizardjpeg]

who is my tallest follower

[probablybard]

Hi wizard, I’m 6'3"

[wizardjpeg]

okay. you’re blocked

[wizardjpeg]

now who is my tallest follower

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

[gay-white-bread]

I'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[amynchan]

It’s so strangely satisfying?

[lilyrkgk-deactivated20200608]

I had to do it

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

Blessed video.

[rocketmermaid]

impeccable.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

fucking flawless

[mccaine]

Clinton and Trump are jointly record-breakingly unpopular candidates (see http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/americans-distaste-for-both-trump-and-clinton-is-record-breaking/ and http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/31/poll-clinton-trump-most-unfavorable-candidates-ever/89644296/). Instead of arguing ad infinitum about the lesser of two evils, people should ask themselves how and why these loathsome, unprincipled, and corrupt figures end up being the ‘democratic choice’ of the American people. To question the political institutions that produced these candidates is infinitely more fruitful than endlessly repeated circular arguments about instrumental voting.

[darling-child-tisarwat]

Concept: Someone teaches Justice of Toren “The Song That Never Ends” right after they start being interested in singing and by always keeping at least one ancillary singing, manages to keep it up for 2000+ years.

[fuckyeahanarchistbanners]

Dublin Pride 2016

[annleckie]

They exist!

[catsbeaversandducks]

[snarp]

I was at the hospital today and there was something going on in the lobby.

[gulbanana]

what was it