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Nandor: so, we are not able to be leaving the house right now due to the latest pandemic. Obviously, we as vampires cannot get this "corona virus," but everyone else is also inside, so it got really pointless trying to hunt.

Nadja: It is a NIGHTMARE, I am stuck with all of these imbeciles and having sex all the time just gets really boring. ... I miss the ghost of Jesk, maybe we could have worked it out...

Laslo: Ordinarily, I would be rather upset by her saying this, but I, too, am finding myself quite bored. I apparently can't even send Gizmo to the garden store anymore!

Colin Robinson: I don't know why everyone is so upset, this has been great for me!

Nandor: So, today, we decided we are going to play the "Among Us" spaceship game, because people are just doing that a lot now and the other option is making bread, which none of us can eat since we are vampires.

Guillermo: it went about as well as I expected. Except the house is still standing. So, I guess it went better than I expected.

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NANDOR: Guillermo, it says I am the "imposter" but I am not an imposter! I am Nandor! How dare this light box accuse me of not being who I say I am!?

de la CoolGuy: just in the game, Master. The imposter is supposed to sabotage other players in the game. And also not announce that they're the imposter.

NANDOR: oh, this I can do! Though I prefer to kill my enemies outright in the glorious heat of battle.

de la CoolGuy: you can do that, too, kinda.

nadja: why does it want me to clean the air filter? That is disgusting, I am not going to do that. Guillermo, come and clean the air filter!

de la CoolGuy: I can't do someone else's tasks, it doesn't work like that.

nadja: then what is the point of having a familiar? This is a stupid game!

Endowed1: aha! I have defended this spaceship from an onslaught of space rocks! No need for everyone to thank me at once, I don't do it for the glory. (Please someone thank me.)

nadja: you are doing a wonderful job, darling. Maybe will you clean this air filter for me?

DEAD BODY REPORTED

NANDOR: oh no, Guillermo, someone killed him! Who could it be?

ColinRobinson: we all know it was you, Nandor.

nadja: what do you mean we all know it is Nandor? Why would it be him, he is a model housemate!

notnadjasghost: accusing Nandor without proof seems suspicious to me...

Endowed1: now hold on a minute, if we have nothing to go on, I say we withhold from voting until such time as we find proof! Pointing fingers at one another hardly seems in the spirit of the game!

Nobody was ejected (Tie)

Guillermo: am I surprised I died first? Not really. Am I disappointed? ... I guess it was inevitable.

*30 minutes later*

Endowed1: I would never murder my lady wife, Nadja! What sort of husband would that make me??

notnadjasghost: a surprisingly typical one. *notnadjasghost has voted. 1 remaining*

nadja: no, my ghost! Do not vote for our beloved husband! He is innocent!

de la CoolGuy: for the last time, Nadja, players can't see the ghost chat.

Endowed1 was not the imposter.

nadja: *screaming* MY LOVE, LASLO! I WILL AVENGE YOU FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

Endowed1: I told them I'd never kill you! Why would no one believe me? I am starting to not trust Nandor, I'll tell you that much!

Guillermo: *staring into the camera* I don't know what I expected.

Colin Robinson: I have to say, online games aren't usually my thing, I prefer a long, excruciating game of Monopoly, but I am feeding quite well from this one. I guess you could say that no matter who wins, ol' ColinRobinson is the real winner!

IMPOSTERS WIN

NANDOR: ha! My skill and prowess are unmatched. I have mastered this game and am the conqueror of the outer space!

Endowed1: Nandor! How could you betray us this way? I thought we were chums!

notnadjasghost: I knew never to trust the men.

nadja: you voted out my husband, Laslo!

Colin Robinson: Yep, no matter who wins, I'm the real winner.

*muffled sounds of things breaking*

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Some of my favorite quotes from girlmountain’s Megg, Mogg and Owl.

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Self Love Shower Spell 🚿 💖

Alright everyone buckle up, because this one packs a whole lotta love ✨

I did this for myself last night and had all of these in my cupboard so I’m totally aware of how specific this all is. Nothing is essential, you can use whatever you have if it represents love to you!

As for the magical properties of everything, this is information I’ve accumulated over the past year and from my mother who is a green kitchen witch. I do not claim to be an expert. There are far more knowledgable witches than me out there so please seek their advice if you have any questions regarding further knowledge of herbs and their magical uses.

Final note! Although a major element of this spell is singing, it is not necessary; just listening to the words is beautiful and powerful.

Ingredients

✨ Whatever you personally use to cast a circle or bless your space.

🕯 Tea lights

🥥 A homemade scrub made of 2tbs ground coffee (grounding, protection), 2tbs sugar (love, sweetness) and 2-3tbs coconut oil (cleansing, carrying intention if used as a carrier oil in this case).

🌹Rose shampoo / even pink bottled shampoo (rose is ruled by Venus and wonderful for love spells)

🌹Hair oil and/or rose spray for the hair + hairbrush

💜 Lavender moisturiser

🧼 Your normal skin care routine

🎶 A song of your choosing that represents self love. You can even rewrite lyrics to a song for your spell like I did!

☕️ Loose leaf tea blend of hibiscus (divination, passion), Melissa/Lemon Balm (healing) and rosehip (love).

The Spell

First start off with your preferred method of cleansing the space. I personally casted a circle but you can do whatever you want for this step- even just blessing and thanking the bathroom is a wonderful start.

Spend some time looking at yourself in the mirror and speaking loving words or affirmations. Find and acknowledge 3 things you like about yourself.

Then light some candles and put on your song if you want to sing along. You can also sing without music! The song I chose was really important as I rewrote the lyrics for my spell (also so people couldn’t hear what I was doing in the shower). You can sing a song that means something to you or rewrite the lyrics and sing along! I kept my song on loop throughout this spell.

Wash your hair with a rose shampoo. Focus on the love that is washing and cleansing your hair. Continue singing… you deserve to be sung to!

Without rinsing your hair, get to work on scrubbing your body with the coffee and sugar. Take your time and use small circular motions feeling it scrub away all your old perceptions of yourself. They are no longer needed.

Once you feel you’ve scrubbed all the negativity away, gently wash it and the shampoo off and release all your past views about your body.

Follow with your face wash and or exfoliater taking care to be gentle with yourself.

Turn off the shower and take a moment to breathe. Come out and dry yourself, even hug yourself with a towel! You may sing at this point, focusing on singing to yourself in the mirror. (If this makes you uncomfortable just listen with your eyes closed).

Moisturise your body with a lavender moisturiser, taking care to do this slowly and deliberately (it does wonders for relaxation).

Use your hair oil and rose mist and slowly brush your hair. Feel the smell of love for yourself in the air! Don’t yank the hairbrush, de-tangle slowly and gently.

Moisturise your face using broad and gentle sweeping motions, focusing on how grateful you are for your beautiful body.

Finish the spell and close the circle with some words of affirmation or even finish singing/listening to the song one last time to reaffirm all that you have done for yourself. I then put on my pj’s and went to the kitchen.

Pour yourself the loose leaf tea which represents love and healing; replenish all the love you have given to others. It’s now time to give back to yourself. Relax! The spell is done and you can soak up all that energy.

That’s it!

all these steps are malleable this is just what worked for me :)

Love and blesssings ✨💞

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Witch Tip - Don’t forget your teeth!

When you do bath or shower magic that focuses on banishing or cleansing, don’t forget to include brushing your teeth!

Everything that enters and exits our mouths leaves energetic residue. So make sure you cleanse and banish negativity. You may want to enchant your toothbrush to do this a little bit each time you brush.

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Success/Prosperity Shower Sachet

I thought I would share with you the first spell I’ve performed since becoming a Witch. I have been hesitant to cast any spells yet because I feel like one really needs to be grounded in the basics and study before you begin actual practice. However, my husband lost his job a week and half ago (very scary!). He was fortunate enough to have a skype interview with an excellent competing company the day after he was let go and this thursday he is set to have a second interview. We really really want him to get this job. I finally decided to do something because it seemed ridiculous to me that I wouldn’t at least use the knowledge I have and energy I can conduct to help bring him success with his interview at the very least.

I decided to make a shower sachet that he could use the morning of his interview. It seemed like the simplest thing I could create that I knew would not require much from him beyond bringing it in the shower with him to dissolve and steam up around him.

Ingredients:

Stones - Nephrite Jade (luck + concentration) - Carnelian (courage + focus + communication) - Aventurine (prosperity + luck + increase confidence) Herbs - Cinnamon chips (prosperity and wealth) - Sage [leaf and flower] (fulfillment of wishes + protection) Other - White Sachet - Good Luck Coin - Epsom Salt - Picture ****only use this if this spell is for someone else

Gather your ingredients

Cast a circle. I used cinnamon incense as I was casting in order to add to the energy of the spell.

Once the circle is complete it is time to make the good luck coin. You will need to find a coin minted in your birth year, doesn’t matter what denomination it is. I used one minted in my husband’s birth year. And then say the following incantation:

“By these words, my will, and coin,” “Magick and good fortune join.”

Afterward, start picking up the ingredients and putting them in the sachet. As I did it, I was looking at the picture of my husband’s face in order to tie the ingredients to him. I hadn’t intended to but somehow I started repeating “prosperity, luck, success, attraction” and thinking about his interview.

Once complete, tighten the sachet, knot it and then move the ingredients around in the bag to really mix them up.

I closed the circle and let the cinnamon incense burn down completely.

Now that it is complete, thursday morning I will have my husband bring it in the shower with him, even if you just leave it on the floor, it will get soaked and the epsom salt will dissolve and the scents will mingle and be present in the steam from the shower.

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✨💦 SHOWER MAGICK 💦✨

Many of us witches understand the beauty of taking a shower and cleansing our bodies and finding a time that is sacred and a time to relax. But there is more we can do than just the obvious cleansing.

🚿 Use shampoos and conditioners and soaps that have ingredients and scents with magickal properties in them to directly infuse your bodies witch its intended purpose

💧Better yet, create your own shampoos and soap as a way to know what is going in and to better put your intent in (there are many good and healthy recipes on Pinterest and YouTube)

🚿 Take this time to ground yourself. This works perfectly for morning showers if you know you are going to be doing magick later

💧Do glamour spells in the shower. Bless anything you are going to use before hand and do your spell work while you are there (just be careful not to slip, as always)

🚿 Devotion. Devote your shower to the god you are working with, especially if your god controls water or beauty (*cough cough* Aphrodite/Venus)

💧Or devote a song that you are singing in the shower to your god(s) of choice; they love to hear you sing, no matter if you think you are bad or not

🚿 You could try to do divination. Scry by seeing what you see in the suds and soap that wash down the drain or even scry in the steam in the mirror as it disappears after you are done showering. Be creative!

Be sure to share this if you like it and add your own tips and tricks if you have any! I’d love to hear what all you witches think!

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A Simple Shower Spell

For when you’re in pain (emotional or physical) or for when you just need a little something extra that day.

This can be done any time of day, feel free to experiment with what you find most effective.

As you step into the shower, take a moment to stand under the water and feel it gently patting onto your skin.

“Flowing water from above,

Wash over me

With peace and love.

As you flow down the drain,

Take from me,

My ache and pain.”

Continue your shower as usual. Feel free to add (water safe!) Crystals around your shower as well to help amplify the spell.

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Twin Flame Signs:

1. You have dreams of this person before you meet them, the dreams may be odd and you may not even be able to see this persons face but you will instantly recongize they are apart of your soul.

2. You will already feel as though this persons energy is always with you.

3. You will expierience alot of deja vu and notice many more syncronicities and strange “coincidences” leading up to meeting this person.

4. You will respect this person immeditately, and you will trust them easier than you trust other people. Being yourself around this person will feel natural, and vice versa.

5. The connection is unlike any connection you ever felt. You will naturally have telepathic communication with this person. (if you have telepathic connections with others this one is magnified). This person helps you become your best self.

6. As wonderful as it can be to find your twin flame, it is not always rainbows and sunshine. You and this person will mirror eachocher in many ways (life expierences, morals, common interests, and even habits) so in turn you will eventually see eachothers shadows. Although you will mirror this person there will be differences between you.( The Sun & The Moon Energy.)

7. The work. Now you have met your twin flame and have fallen in love with eachother the real work will begin. Twin flames are put on this planet for a greater purpose to spread love and light. You and your twin flame will have to balance your Yin & Yang energy. There is much to learn on your journey.

8. Sepperation. This step is the hardest of all, but it is done for a reason. The sepperation timing can very different for everyone. This time is important away from your twin flame because there are somethings we can only face and over come on our own. Being away from your twin flame will suck, but you have to be able to know that you could be ok on your own.

9. Reconciliation. After time away from your twin flame you will reunite better than before! There is still alot of work to be done, but now you can work together. You and this person’s ultimate goal is to become your best self, and fulfill the personal life path you’ve both signed up for, helping this world become a better place.

-Stormy⚡️-