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[08:24] -- gunghoThanatoid [GT] began messaging grillingGumshoe [GG] at 20:24 -- [08:24] GT: Jane, are you prepared to see something that may alter your very being? [08:24] GG: It's nice to see you too, Jake. [08:24] GG: That question is actually a little unnerving. [08:24] GG: Against my better judgement, I'm going to say yes. [08:25] GT: Its a form of icebreaker, you might say! If i were less pressed for time i would elaborate. [08:25] GT: At any rate, here: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rzrtRCfj1qefzjvo1_1280.jpg [08:25] GT: Callies a very talented painter, isnt she? [08:25] GG: Oh. [08:25] GG: Oh my god. [08:26] GG: HHow... When did she do this? WHY did she? [08:26] GG: Oh no, I'm laughing so hard. [08:26] GG: How could you do this to me, Jake. [08:28] GT: Haha, i thought it might tickle your funny bone! [08:28] GT: Was i wrong to send it to you? [08:28] GT: And possibly to several others. [08:28] GG: You did not! [08:28] GT: Only dirk and kanaya! [08:28] GT: So far. [08:28] GT: No no, i jest. [08:29] GT: That might be a little too far. [08:29] GG: You are just awful, mister. [08:29] GG: Crud, it's so funny though. [08:29] GT: Sometimes a man feels the need to share a good natter with his close compatriots. [08:29] GT: And this was such an occasion! [08:29] GG: I'm glad you did. What a laugh. [08:30] GT: Im happy to show off callies talent as well! My, the brushwork on those ribbons. Simply sublime. [08:31] GG: True, she has such a way with the canvas. [08:32] GG: The shading is pleasantly simple. [08:32] GG: Do you... Do you think she based that outfit on something he... actually owns? [08:32] GT: Her use of colour too! The red against the orange really speaks to me. And ah! [08:32] GT: Well thats the question i posited to eridan when he sent it to me. [08:33] GT: And he didnt seem to deny it, oddly enough? [08:33] GT: So who knows! Its entirely possible. [08:33] GG: Oh goodness gracious. [08:33] GG: Now I'm terribly curious. [08:33] GT: Maybe we need to ask roxy? Tell you what! [08:34] GT: We should all of us gather together some time soon, i feel like we havent for far too long! [08:34] GT: And we can ask her then, after some good old fashioned catch up time. [08:34] GG: You have a point! [08:34] GG: Jeez. I wonder how long it really has been. [08:35] GT: Not since... Well, for sure not since weve all woken up! [08:35] GT: This must be ammended. [08:36] GG: Yeah. Sounds good to me! [08:36] GT: Maybe we can do one of those strange bulletin things together? Or else just have a quiet evening in. [08:36] GT: Either way will suit be more than fine. [08:37] GG: The second one seems a little nicer. Dealing with those bulletin things is good and all, but we should be relaxing together not working. [08:38] GT: Very true! I suppose im trying to over-do this whole being helpful thing. Well then! We can ask roxy the next time shes around, and ill have a word with dirk. [08:40] GG: Spiffy! :B [08:42] GT: Oh good, im looking forward to this very much already! I wont keep you too long, neytiris about to give those weird rat things what for - but you are well, yes? Because the rat chappies can wait! [08:42] GG: Neytiri. Are you watching Avatar AGAIN? [08:43] GT: We have to jane! Dirk and i are in dire need of brain bleach! [08:43] GT: And hes never seen it with the directors commentary! [08:44] GG: There are plenty of movies you could have watched. Ones that you haven't seen five hundred times in three years. [08:45] GT: Yes, but... Its a classic! And really the only remedy for thoughts of having been possibly hitting on eridan. [08:46] GT: Well put the alien boxset on afterwards, maybe. [08:46] GG: I really don't think it qualifies as a classic if it's been made in the past decade. [08:46] GG: Wait... [08:46] GG: Possibly hitting on Eridan?? [08:47] GG: How do you not know whether or not you were hitting on him? [08:47] GG: WHY would you be hitting on him? [08:47] GG: What the heckie, Jake? [08:48] GT: We werent, i swear!! He just thought we were both trying to court him in the black quadrant because dirk made a joke and i told him not to send callie an unflattering picture he drew! [08:49] GT: Of all the argie bargies, like we would be BOTH trying to be his gentleman callers at the same time!? [08:49] GT: It must be a troll thing. [08:49] GG: So him mistaking your usual antics as flirting was something bad enough to warrant a rewatching of your favorite blue people. [08:52] GG: Oh well. It can't be helped. You enjoy that alien Dances with Wolves. [08:53] GT: I certainly shall, and i shall even do you the service of not launching into my thesis that they are not the same films at all, contrary to popular belief! [08:53] GT: But only because its you. [08:53] GT: Good night jane, see you soon! [08:53] GG: Thank goodness. [08:53] GG: See you later! [08:53] -- gunghoThanatoid [GT] stopped messaging grillingGumshoe [GG] at 20:53 --

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[gunghothanatology]

[04:20] -- gunghoThanatoid [GT] began messaging crabbyCulturist [CC] at 16:20 -- [04:20] GT: Good day your highness! [04:20] CC: wha [04:20] GT: Or is it your majesty? [04:20] CC: oh sup jakenbake [04:20] GT: Cripes i honestly dont know which is the right one, i do apologize most humbly - but yes, hello! [04:20] CC: man i still dont reely know what to use as a title to be conchest [04:21] GT: Well, i suppose as a sovereign its entirely up to you! [04:21] GT: You may go by whatever name you like, one imagines. [04:22] CC: whale yeah but [04:22] CC: i want somefin cool [04:23] GT: Ah yes, now theres the rub! They tell me feferi goes by some consolation dealio or other. [04:23] GT: But i wager that isnt quite your style! [04:23] CC: yeah but its close [04:23] GT: Have you perchance consulted a list of other c words you could use? [04:23] CC: i mean i could just jack the alternia title but that would be so weak [04:23] CC: hmm [04:24] GT: Right... Theres also the question of sending a bad message, isnt there? [04:24] CC: well that would be a start huh [04:24] GT: The way i see it, you want to start a fresh, not walk in anothers footsteps! [04:25] GT: No one wants to be remembered as a carbon copy, and copying names can be awfully dull! [04:25] GT: Too many georges and edwards and elizabeths and one is bound to get confused. [04:28] GT: But uh, if you should so desire i could think up something! They tell me i have a way with words, of the unusual sort i mean. [04:28] CC: uh shore i guess i have everymoby else doin shit for me i might as whale have one more [04:30] GT: Thats just it! I realize we got off on rather the wrong foot all that time ago. Dashed awkward business. [04:30] GT: And now here we all are encroaching on your and feferis generosity and good grace! [04:31] GT: So really what i wanted was to see if there was anyway i could make myself useful - perhaps with my knowledge of my own culture! [04:32] GT: Youll have to deal with your share of human types before all this is over, and well. [04:32] GT: It might help to have an ambassador of sorts! [04:33] CC: an amBASSador eh [04:34] GT: Oh ho, yes quite! [04:34] GT: An ambassadorsal fin? Maybe thats too much. [04:35] CC: hey listen here lemme impart some mutual cultural learnin shit [04:35] CC: its nebber too much [04:36] GT: You dont say! Then by all means, let us indulge. I daresay youre starfished for fellow punners, yes? [04:37] CC: heh maybe a lil [04:38] CC: anywave so you wanna basically rep yer species for royalty [04:39] GT: In a way? I mean, i dare say you might have need of it! The things one reads in the newspapers... Tensions between our two species are on the rise! [04:39] GT: So if i can help prevent any kind of altercation, then i am honour-bound to do so! [04:42] CC: so whats yer plan with that [04:42] CC: education> [04:42] CC: ? [04:44] GT: Hmm, now theres a good question - Id need to think on it further, but i think the first step would be to say to you that whenever there is an issue where you feel you might like some human input, i would be more than happy to offer my services! [04:44] GT: Or surfices, as you prefer. [04:47] GT: Basically you can just drop me a line and ill see if i can advise you. [04:47] CC: aiight [04:48] CC: i mean i DID spend a bit of time livin on earth or whatebber theyre callin it now [04:48] CC: but i guess it couldnt hurt [04:50] GT: Right! No harm in having a second opinion. [04:50] GT: Plus theres always those who would be sadly less prone to listen to someone of their own genus. [04:51] CC: okay you got a point there [04:57] GT: Theres no need for it to be in any way official of course. Just know that if there any fishues i shall be more than happy to offer her imperial compellation a hand. [04:57] GT: Ill work on that name too, heh. [05:00] GT: Confelicitation? Concinnitation? [05:00] CC: pff yeah nofins ofishal until we get a good one [05:03] GT: Goodo! Then i hope you wont think me awfully rude if i call you meenah until that time. [05:10] CC: pff nah [05:18] GT: Very well then. So ill be around the palace for a little while yet, and even after that i trust you know how to reach me! [05:34] GT: Ill be off now, but please let me know if theres anyway i can bassist. [05:34] CC: aiight sea ya later ambassador jakenbake [05:35] GT: Cheerio for now meenah! [05:35] -- gunghoThanatoid [GT] stopped messaging crabbyCulturist [CC] at 17:35 --

-- crabbyCulturist [CC] began messaging gunghoThanatoid [GT] at 17:41 --

[05:41] CC: ON-E MOR-E FIN

[05:42] CC: i got a good lowdown on humans and shit livin on earth and all

[05:42] CC: but my coruler doesnt know shit im p shore

[05:42] GT: Oh right!

[05:42] CC: so you gotta give her a reeeeeeely detailed report

[05:42] GT: I see.

[05:42] CC: its for her own good so just ignore any complaints ok

[05:43] GT: That makes sense! It wouldnt do to have one of the empresses be left out when it comes to this sort of thing.

[05:43] CC: now yer catchin on

[05:43] CC: its for the sake of unity and shit

[05:43] GT: Hook line and sinker! I will message her with everything i can tell asap.

[05:44] CC: jawsome

[05:44] GT: Dont you concern yourself, i am on the case!

[05:44] GT: Ill report back later perhaps!

[05:44] CC: cod speed

-- crabbyCulturist [CC] stopped messaging gunghoThanatoid [GT] at 17:44 --

[gunghothanatology]

[07:46] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] began messaging gunghoThanatoid [GT] at 19:46 -- [07:46] TT: Hey. [07:46] TT: Are you busy? [07:46] GT: Oh, me? Not at all! [07:46] GT: Just pottering about really. [07:46] GT: Why do you ask? [07:47] TT: I'm bored. [07:47] TT: And kind of lonely. [07:47] TT: Wait let me fix that.. [07:47] TT: I'm dying, Jake. [07:47] TT: I'm dying and I need love and affection to keep breathing. [07:47] TT: This is serious business. [07:47] GT: Well bless my little cotton socks. [07:47] TT: As a Heart player I am certified to diagnose this. [07:48] GT: Dont say another word mboy! i am on the way presently! [07:48] GT: Just dont follow the light ok? [07:48] GT: And if you hear a choir of angels my advice is to jolly well plug your ears. [07:48] TT: I'll try to stay strong. [07:49] TT: Don't know how long I can... [07:49] TT: Keep... [07:49] TT: Fighting.... [07:49] GT: Think of the ponies dirk! They need you! [07:49] TT: If I don't make it, tell Dave... [07:49] TT: To stop stealing my condoms. [07:49] TT: And don't let Roxy near me with a Sharpie. [07:50] GT: Rightho, will do. [07:50] GT: Botheration though, where are you? [07:50] GT: Id rather not be too late and have to deal with your bag of bones. [07:51] TT: Lying on my death bed, obviously. [07:51] GT: Forward the buffs then! [07:52] TT: Hurry, Jake. [07:52] TT: I can't... [07:52] TT: Hold on.... [07:52] TT: Much..... [07:52] TT: Longer. [07:53] GT: *makes a complete ass of himself diving through the halls of the palace, probably pretending to shoot imaginary foes as he sprints up the main stairs. Finally bursting through the doors he yells* The vow i made was for him rothbart! [07:53] GT: The vow i made was for hiiiiim. [07:53] GT: Oh there you are! [07:56] TT: *was actually just playing a boring yet addicting game on his phone before he notices Jake bursting into the room. He discards the phone in favor of coughing dramatically and covering his eyes with one hand* [07:56] TT: Hey there. [07:56] TT: *really testing his luck*....Old sport. [07:58] GT: *shakes his head as he grins, already on his way over to rest a hand on dirk's forehead* Good heavens you really are poorly! Lets check your temperature posthaste. [07:59] TT: *moves his hand aside to let Jake feel his forehead, coughing again* What do you say, doc? [08:01] GT: *pretends to think, gnawing thoughtfully on his lip* Oh crumbs, oh mercy me. Yes, it... but no, it couldnt possibly! Well I never. [08:05] TT: *gasps dramatically* What is it, English? [08:05] TT: *grabs a hold of his shirt and shakes him a little* Spit it out, man. [08:07] GT: Im afraid to say it appears to be... *suddenly hefts the taller boy over his shoulder with no little effort* A dreadful case of the cheeky watsit! [08:08] GT: *wobbly kneed already* And the only cure is a good chucking, mores the pity! [08:09] TT: *huffs in amusement* Are you sure that's the only cure? [08:11] GT: Listen my good man i have been in this profession for donkeys years and i think id know when someone was being a lob-worthy so and so. [08:11] GT: Now where to before i flipping collapse. [08:15] TT: *smirks and gives Jake's rump a firm squeeze before letting his arms hang limply* [08:16] TT: How should I know, English? [08:16] TT: You're the expert here. [08:18] GT: *doesn't quite make a honking noise but it's close. it is so very close* Right, thats it!! You have forced my hand. [08:18] TT: Oh really? [08:20] GT: *there's a big fuschia sofa in here somewhere right of course there is, and you're getting chucked on it young fellow mdirk* Indeed! This is the most severe case i have ever encountered. [08:21] GT: And desperate times call for desperate measures! *flips him back down, tripping over a bit to land next to him with a very dignified "oof"* [08:21] TT: *flops on the sofa facefirst* Excuse you. *His voice is totally muffled by the cushions* [08:22] GT: *adjusts his specs then reaches over to ruffle the anime locks* Excuse yourself, sicky bird! [08:22] TT: *grumbles* Dude watch the hair. [08:23] TT: This is pretty much the opposite of treatment. [08:23] GT: Id say watch the derriere but its a tad late for that! [08:24] GT: Tell me you dont mean it didnt work though! [08:24] TT: *sprawls out over Jake's lap, turning over to look up at him* You just killed me, Jake. [08:24] TT: Worst doctor ever. [08:24] TT: Zero out of ten. [08:25] GT: My poor ol' pater always said id be a better soldier then a doctor. [08:25] GT: But great aunt matilda insisted! [08:26] GT: *leans in a little* I do apologize. [08:26] GT: Perhaps i can earn forgiveness from beyond the pearly gates? [08:26] TT: *his lips quirk up in a small smile* Maybe. [08:26] TT: You'll have to try really hard, though. [08:29] GT: I shall pray to the angels of health and fortitude nightly! And buy the biggest goose in the shop for poor little timothy! And- *nose-boop kiss* some other things ill think of later, im sure. [08:30] TT: *chuckles* Or you could just try this the old fashioned way and kiss me back to life. [08:35] GT: *reaches up to remove his glasses and tucks them away in a business-like fashion before pulling him into more of a princess carry* I suppose id better then eh? Cant have you suffering further from such a terrible malady as having kicked the bucket. [08:37] TT: *smirks up at him cheekily, not making much of an effort to act alive aside from his facial expression* Unless you're a real sadist who's actually really happy with all of this. [08:41] GT: *looks momentarily actually injured by this* Lies and slander! I just want to make sure ive gotten this right. [08:41] GT: It should work for a prince just as it would for a princess, or so i believe. [08:42] TT: Damn straight it should. [08:44] GT: Then as you wish! *moves one hand to hold his face in place before going in for the smooch* [08:45] TT: *makes him do all the work and only kisses him back when he's close enough to smooch* [08:50] GT: *Leans back, scanning his face before administering a series of light pecks between words* Did it work? How about now? And if I do this? Or this? Now? [08:51] TT: *pretends to think about it for a minute* Hmm. [08:52] TT: *nods slightly* We can't be too certain so soon. [08:52] TT: Maybe you should try again. [08:53] GT: *gasps in faux terror* I must! I couldnt face myself if i didnt! [08:54] GT: Dont leave me and the girls in this dreadful fish palace dirk! *tries a slightly more serious kiss* [08:55] TT: *raises a hand to cup his cheek lightly and kisses him back* [08:57] GT: *pulls back, shifting so he can lie a little more comfortably* Are you back in the land of the living yet? [08:58] TT: *smiles faintly* You did it, Jake. [08:58] TT: You revived me. [08:59] GT: *looks to the heavens with an exclamation of joy before hugging him tightly* Oh hallelu! [09:00] GT: Though i fear youre just as much a silly sausage as ever. [09:00] TT: *returns the hug* There are just some things you can't cure, dude.

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