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[virtualgirladvance]

[mevil]

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[semusepsu]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

[1892]

[1892]

[trans4trans]

google search Beautiful rocks near me

[trans4trans]

you are like a poet of some sort

[catchymemes]

[goodscreencaps]

[leafie-draws]

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

[cascadiarch]

manager: you're not wagging enough

[cacklingskeleton]

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

[cacklingskeleton]

SARAH Z SHOWED HBOMBERGUY MY POST ABOUT HIM????

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Get my freak on

[rickybabyboy]

Words to live by

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[spectrometrie]

last man standing

[roseworth]

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

[squeakitties]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

[heresylog]

Hey so how come snorlax is your display pic?

Because of all the Pokémon I feel he is the most Christlike. Thank you for asking.

[heresylog]

To those who say he commits the sin of sloth everyday: you’re wrong. He is naturally predisposed to sleeping for longer hours than human beings.

To be fully rested a human sleeps approximately nine hours a night. A dolphin never sleeps. Are we all committing the sim of sloth for sleeping more than others? No.

Anyway this is moot since snorlax is incapable of sin.