Maya: Good idea coming out here, Axton.
Axton: That's my speciality.
Maya: Having good ideas?
Axton: No, being called Axton.
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Maya: Good idea coming out here, Axton.
Axton: That's my speciality.
Maya: Having good ideas?
Axton: No, being called Axton.
Sketchtember Day 6
Say hello, darling!
I felt like giving Axton some steel type pokemon and idk Aggron is pretty cool I suppose let’s go with that :V
think about Jack’s shoulder to waist ratio….
now think about him with a tiny head and HUGE shoulders, yaoi hands, and long legs with a tiny waist….
yaoi Jack. We have come full circle
handsomegodofsideburns there you go.
(OH MY GOD I’M CACKLING)
Maya: What kind of tea is this?
Axton: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Gaige: Is there a word that’s a mix between sad and mad?
Maya: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Axton: Smad.
My personal suicidal commando.
i just realised i forgot to draft replies like a fucking dumbass RIP me
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[[ IM FUXJING SCREAMJNG HOLY SHIT
August’s’ thirst is giving me so much life right now. I am LIVING))
“O-Oh god…People must think I am crazy or something…”
“P-Please don’t act like I am some sort of monster that will use her powers all over the place…Please don’t be scared by me…”
Que a few tears rolling down her face
It was safe to say the commando hadn’t anticipated the display of aggression, let alone the magic, given he’d been left in the dark about this little trait of hers. Surprised, but by no means put off -- this was Pandora, after all. It wasn’t unheard of for someone to get shot between the eyes over such a menial disagreement.
Not to mention, this wasn’t the first time he’d bore witness to the deadly wrath of a siren (and even if that wasn’t quite the case with Elisa, it was close enough). What was foreign was to see someone whose pride didn’t swell at the notion of displaying their talents -- both Maya and Lilith seemed to revel in showing off their one-of-a-kind strengths, and by all means, they had every right to be proud.
With a deep frown, because really, how could he not feel some ache in his chest at the sight of someone who really did not deserve the hardships she’d faced crying, he didn’t hesitate to pull her to his chest in a tight hug. Maybe NOT ideal after having just witnessed her powers lashing out, but HOPEFULLY he wouldn’t be blown up for this.
He never was one to think before he acted, and at the time, his priority was to help her feel perhaps a little better about herself if he could.
❝ Hey -- heyhey, come on, relax. It ain’t a big deal. He’s lucky you didn’t decide to shoot him. All you did was toss him around a bit -- you’re not a monster for that. There’s plenty of monsters ‘round these parts, and you’re not one of them.❞
“I always loved a man in uniform. Unless it’s Hyperion.”
❝What a coincidence!❞ he announced as he made himself cozy against the bartop. ❝I’m both a man in uniform, and not Hyperion... Additionally, willing to pay for drinks.❞
There was a moment where it seemed to occur to Axton that it was the bartender he was speaking to, and thus, he was quick to elaborate;
❝If you ever wanted to get a drink outside of where you already work, I mean. Not just pay for mine. I’d -- I’d do that regardless, I’m not a scumbag.❞
Nailed it.
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Axton very well may not have been the most observant of the vault hunters, but Elisa is by no means subtle, and through what he could catch between her tripping over her words and rambling excuses, it wasn’t difficult to discern just how flustered his question had her.
And now he felt kind of bad.
In the hopes of reassuring her she hadn’t managed to make a complete fool of herself before the commando (again), not that he could say he was any better in that regard to begin with, he offered a small smile and decided not to address her presumably involuntary confession. Or the matter of the collar altogether. Right, moving on from that.
❝Come to think of it? I could be a lot worse. Not to say I don’t miss gettin’ shot at 24/7, but it’s kinda nice to relax and get the chance to just chat with someone who’s not out to kill ya’.❞
❝Been a while, but great to see ya’ again, sweetheart. Hope life’s been treating you well.❞
In addition to actually making more icons...... I need to redo my tags. Even if I likely won’t be here long (because let’s be real here, I’m the absolute worst at keeping up with blogs), I do miss Axton. Sometimes.
Next order of business, remember how to actually write this character.
Status: VERY single Ladies, gents: hmu
It’s been years but
I have the unholy desire to revamp this blog and give it another shot. When that’ll happen is up for debate.
One of these days I’ll do it
Me: “Wouldn’t it be cool if I finally did something here” Also me: feels the crushing guilt of neglecting Jack’s blog for so long and all the threads I owe as is without paying attention to other blogs
tbh, I love this look for Axton
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