[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The thing is that Eridians canonically breed externally, by just laying eggs next to each other. Since it happens outside the body, and exclusively for procreation, it seems unlikely that this process would have the same kind of taboos attached to it that human sex does?

By comparison, book Eridians have huge taboos around eating. Possibly in part because they shit at the same time as they eat. Grace manages to talk Rocky into letting him watch him eat 'for science', but it's a hugely awkward experience. At the end of the book, it's mentioned that Rocky had to tell Grace to stop talking about food in 'polite company' when they got to Erid.

So what I'm saying is: Eridian middle school teacher Ryland Grace is probably gonna have to train himself back into saying “fuck”, because “fudge” is likely way more profane from an Eridian perspective.

[tallowandport]

Imagine that Eridians grow with age, so when Rocky first left Erid, Adrian was around the same size as them, but now coming back all these years later Rocky reunites with Adrian and they're now like three times the size of Rocky. (the wonders of time dilation)

Rock doing the equivalent of blushing furiously and swooning like "omg... my mate is so so so beautiful."

Also imagine that they never stop growing until death, so maybe by the time they reach 600-and-something and die of old age, they're MASSIVE.

So an old Eridian will just lumber off a ways, sit down, and pass on. and boom. they're a mountain now. That's a mountain.

Rocky leads Grace to two towering mountains and points up at them like "look look look! These were Rocky's parents!"

(yes, I was thinking about lobsters when I wrote this)

[guppers789]

Just about to watch S15 E18 for the first time

Wish me luck

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[thec0ub]

If the west wing characters were Eva Stratt during the conversation about putting Grace on the Hail Mary:

Cj: Pretty much a 1 to 1. She kills Grace and frankly, she gets mad that he doesn't realize he needs to die because it means she is going to have to be the one to kill him.

Jed: Would sit for hours with Grace, softly explaining what is happening, praying with him, doing everything he can to gently tell him he has no choice, so he should just accept it.

Leo: It's going to be like one of those oval office fights he has with Jed. He's been working with Grace side by side, Grace knows just as well as he does that there are no options here. You HAVE to do it. Maybe he even throws in a "Don't you remember San Diego? The first time you told me you were too much of a coward to help and I told you that it was not optional. Well this is not optional either."

[guppers789]

Atleast its not nil points

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

[tehri]

#where's the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#'he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow'#'good day to you master dwarf how's your husband?'#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i'm courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?'#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok

@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags

[nevertheless-moving]

so that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.

[guppers789]

I'm sorry but why is alternate universe Cas a nazi?

It's really freaking me out

[buckasagirl]

buck’s backyard + a buckling <3

[inkwhelp]

people who are gay: yeah i’m gay

people who are straight: yeah i’m straight

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

[guppers789]

My area hasn't been announced yet.

Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform.

[guppers789]

Fuck.

[guppers789]

My area hasn't been announced yet.

Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform. Please don't be reform.

[nikoisme]

The beach is always changing. You could go to the same spot every day, you're always looking at a different beach.

[forestfullofberries]

[guppers789]

Spn season 13 spoilers ahead for my one mutual currently on season 2

Dean repeatedly calling Jack the antichrist is pissing me off.

You met the antichrist?

Infact, not only did you meet him, but you saved the kids life?

And I know part of the reason Dean is being so shitty is because he just lost two of the most important people in his life. But come on man. Be nice to Jack. I beg of you. If the antichrist wasn't evil, why would Jack be.

[one-real-wrimonkey]

Thinking about Grace on Erid carving names into a rock one day. Yao and Ilyukhina and Dubois and Shapiro, the fallen members of the Hail Mary Mission.

Thinking about Rocky asking why, and Grace explaining it’s a memorial, a way to remember them. Thinking about Rocky asking to add the names of his own crew to the memorial too, if that’s ok.

Thinking about a memorial with two sets of names from two missions that came together to save the stars.

Thinking about Erid making a second one and sending to to Earth, because it’s a tragedy they share.

Thinking about the day the last two names get added to the memorial.