Toe Hair | 27

who were you today? who will you be tomorrow?

[thememedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heist film but instead of a bank vault or casino, it's a group of moms & grandmas (outraged over grocery prices) holding a Costco's hostage while they steal all the food

[catchymemes]

[brokenbloodymolars]

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

[brokenbloodymolars]

Lord if this works

[catchymemes]

[theharbringerofchaos]

[stonergirlswag]

[lambpaca]

Did u fucking see that

[theleoisallinthemind]

The Last Supper done with clippers in hair. Hair Art by Jeremy Knott

[discount--dracula]

why am i on birthblr

[sacred-portal]

[oliviawebsite]

i love you and we will make it thru this together

[ghoul-mortician]

I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

[3000s]

remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

[3000s]

they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

[3000s]

isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry

[rivertigo]

do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….

[apricops]

my wife: who was that problematic author, the one who did enderman's game? uhhhh... orville redenbacher?

me: can I post that

[tloaak]

much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

[atalana]

this is on my blog at least 5 times already but i had to reblog it again, because i was catching up on local news from this morning (mostly following the hīkoi which i sadly couldn't attend bc disability)

and maipi-clarke (the girl starting the haka) spoke briefly on this going viral

she confirmed that the haka in protest was planned, but it wasn't supposed to be her that started it, it was supposed to be the much older and more experienced rawiri waititi (known perhaps most recently for declaring māori independence in response to the new government)

but instead they handed the bill to her. and this is speculation on my part, but given how our current right wing government has been pulling out a lot of dirty tricks lately to avoid māori protests, i wouldn't be surprised if they gave it to the youngest member of parliament (she's only 22), because they figured she would be the least likely to be brave and step up

so i just wanna congratulate her again for sticking to it, they tried to use her inexperience to shut her up and she just went okay, i'm leading this now, and good for her

[rpfwasfine]

this is the best picture ive ever seen

[teaboot]

[catchymemes]