ok so i did another survey. this, in conjunction with the Dance Moms marathon i got sucked into makes me wonder where my life is headed...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom? i kind of wish i had the balls to ask him where exactly this is going. both potential answers scare me
2. What’s something you hide about your personality? i wouldn't say i hide it, but i've really tried to work on my jealousy.
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with? idk...i think sometimes other people have a clearer perspective than i do.
4. How do you deal with criticism? i don't love it, but i can handle it for the most part.
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? i can think of some really wonderful/surprising things that have been said to me, and those mean the most.
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? i don't consider myself sweet, so i'm not sure how to answer. i love doing nice things spontaneously for people i love, though.
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? surprise me by showing up somewhere unexpected.
8. Describe your favourite texture. i have many...the smooth material of VS underwear is up there though
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you? probably the earthquake/tsunami in Japan in the spring. my parents lived there, my brother and sister were born there, and my dad works for a japanese company so it definitely shook me.
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance. no.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why? Marcus Flutie. Sloppy Firsts is still one of my favorite books and for so long i wished i could meet somebody like him.
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration? the girls on teen mom?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion? hmm... i think reproduction should be a privilege and not a right. i want to be allowed to tell people that they can't have 19 kids. that's fucking heinous.
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears? boxer briefs with magnifying glasses. duh.
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do? watch my dog, Scruffy, get put down.
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? i hate chemistry.
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do? argue within earshot.
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question. i can't say i identify with any of them anymore but i always really liked pretending to be Snow White.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? a crossbow! and i'd probably yell something crass like "suck it, bitch" because i was brought up well.
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with? huh?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night? too much stuff.
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you? i am often called 'sexy butt' and honestly, it's kind of grown on me lol
23. What motivates you in life? blaaaah i don't like this question.
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? i can't watch Grease without the experience being tainted by memories of 'the reach around'. UGH.
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives? trust me, i've already got plans. i'll go down fighting.
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why? i am a unicorn because they are the closest thing to narwhals.
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had. i'm pretty tired and can't recall any actual adventures. go through my archive?
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life. probably passing out in my friends kitchen in front of him/two other dudes/his mom.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future? i'm never sure if i'm making the right choices until after i've made them, and i'm always worried i'll regret them.
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself. i hate the smell of freshly cut pumpkin. i like dogs more than people. i constantly dream about being late for things. i like watching bot fly larvae removal videos. i learned to do a british accent when i was five because my first love was from England.
31. Describe your dream library. ALL THE BOOKS. (including erotica not written by retards. i said all.)
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned? my bic lighter with a howling wolf on it. when that thing died i was sooooo sad.
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? ponies.
34. Do you have any “rules” about food? NO MAYO. also i'm very particular about expiration dates and the look/smell of foods. i err on the side of neurotic.
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? i really don't think it matters. my brother and sister are 8 and 11 years older than me and i'd feel totally comfortable dating someone either of their ages.
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? go to a bdsm club...but i think they'd be more embarrassed hearing about it than i would be talking about it. it is what it is.
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for. my childhood/the 90s. but isn't everyone?
38. How do you approach social situations? with an open mind. you never know when you're gonna meet somebody totally rad.
39. What is your ideal bed? Why? a metal four poster with a nice headboard and a comfy mattress and down comforter and a shit ton of pillows. because comfort that's why.
40. Post a short excerpt of your life. ugh what a stupid last question i'm obviously lazy.
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