Welcome To Hell, My Dudes

I like music and i’ll probably post about specific things that only a small amount of people will find remotely funny or relatable

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Judas Priest really said be gay do crime

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I haven’t even listened to them but steel panther is like the anti-nirvana

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Anyone: so what kind of music do you like?

Me: *opens powerpoint* im glad you asked...

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Sometimes i just wish i could live a simple life as a cowboy y’know

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God knew I would be too powerful if i could effectively read and listen to music at the same time

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You should be able to spike bubble tea

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Guns n roses Appetite For Destruction is so weird its like half the songs are love songs and the rest are about mindless sex drugs and partying bro do you respect women or not

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Appreciation post for Kristen Stewart as Sabina in the 2019 remake of Charlie’s Angels

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Listening to Pink Floyd music is the closest underage me can get to experiencing a drug trip

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Yeah i love classic disney films but could you tone it down with the misogyny please bro

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Yeah but why bother experiencing emotional warmth when you can just take a really long shower?

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MCR got back together - and then I realized I wasn’t dreaming.

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If I were whisked away into the afterlife by a corpse bride due to a misunderstanding, i would simply spend the rest of eternity with her. Like, rip to Victor Van Dort but im different

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The smell of hair dye brings back so many repressed emotions and traumatic memories haha

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Horror movies turn into comedies if your sense of humour gets dark enough

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all star, africa and mr brightside