squat, breath heavy, stand and blow on thumb

I'm nigs no it's not short for ni**a nor am i called migs it is short for inigo -- which is my name feels good to get that off my chest. manila | bored tagged/me - in case you'd want to know what i look like tagged/mine_pics - for the photos i take as a hobby tagged/lieder tagged/insidious - [think of a better description for next time] tagged/ant_journal - my previous project. do check it out

[roseolar-remaking]

zodiacs: incel/chad | edgy/softboy edition

[whitegirlsaintshit]

a guide to the white girl's "sexy" dance

sway hips in a figure 8 motion

do this while bending the knees into a squat position

come back up

raise arms above head

look at armpit seductively

put hands in hair

don’t pay attention to the beat

at all

this is your dancefloor

you rule the school, Megan

swing those hips, you sexy bitch

[computasputin]

[thefuuuucomics]

you:

[thefuuuucomics]

WOW ALMOST A MILLION

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[bang]

what if one day tumblr decided to reveal all anon messages

[qosmonautical]

I have a story!!!

One time someone from my school made this confession page on Twitter that you could text and it would immediately post on the Twitter page, completely anonymously. It spread really quickly and everyone knew by the second day it was going on. Some awful things were being said on it, I mean literally no one was spared. No one had any clue who was running it and they wouldn’t filter any messages. The school board got so sick of this account that they contacted authorities to see what they could do to shut it down, but since it wasn’t affiliated with the school, technically, they couldn’t shut it down.

So, this went on for four days, just awful messages being posted about one another with no clue who was posting them (as anyone could text the number to send in). Then came the finale which changed everything. At eight, they would accept any DMs and post them, any texts, and then post them all at once at midnight. Everyone was rushing to send in their confessions, and like 100 or so came in.

Midnight comes. Messages flood in. Then the owner posts something a little weird, along the lines of, ‘Nothing was anonymous after all’. And posts a fUCKING LINK WITH ALL THE NUMBERS AND THE MESSAGES EACH POSTED AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL DMS AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WERE LITERALLY FIVE DIFFERENT FIGHTS

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

that’s some regina george level shit right there

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[brolokhov]

*danny devito voice* whœrê

[brolokhov]

*danny devito voice* chãhlie

[memedad]

*danny devito voice* træsh

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

[xofemeraldstars]

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

this,,,,, is the best casting decision ive ever seen

[yugirimistwalker]

no look this is the worst. this is the worst situation because ok i can handle people wanting to fuck the big dragon from the hobbit movie, hell it’s not like i can act remotely innocent about wanting to fuck dragons, but in 2018 we are going to see an unsettling amount of people who want to bang the grinch and i can’t fucking accept that

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[incidentalcomics]

Conflict in Literature

[dragon-in-a-fez]

wait

[unfollowing]

[memethiefsteve]

[thesylverlining]

sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on

didn’t expect this one. not complaining either

[tsukidaisy]

so I made John’s Reichenbach speech out of urls

[squidyword]

omg my mom knows how much I love incest so she bought me a whole pack 😍👌