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emily

[gwac-emoly]

who would you let gnaw on your bones

blue gnome

purple gnome

Voting ended onOct 22, 2024

[capacity2]

Straight men need to retire a few phrases like don’t ever say “my pleasure” to me at work this is a professional setting contain your lust you beast

[gwac-emoly]

Me working at Chick-fil-A

[niceferatu]

just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

[zinjanthropusboisei]

losing it

[gwac-emoly]

you guys remember cry-typying? whenever I text my boss that I can't come in, I feel like I have to sick-type

[gwac-emoly]

"hey...*cough*.... I'm not feeling well....*sniffle*.....my tummy hurt.....me no work today"

[gwac-emoly]

you guys remember cry-typying? whenever I text my boss that I can't come in, I feel like I have to sick-type

[gwac-emoly]

just logged on for the first time in 8 years, whatever happened to that moreos guy

[pointnclick]

on mondays i fuck the milk man on wednesdays i fuck the ice man. it’s that simple

[mangonetics]

Op gets no pussy on tuesdays

[huffylemon]

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[catchymemes]

[blockpain-deactivated20210824]

snorlax got dat WAGON

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[ethreal-deactivated20260214]

@gwac-emoly @totalbabemagnet us getting our build a bears asdlkajshdfsdfg

[totalbabemagnet]

Omfg it is 😂😂😂

[arhelius]

[compulsive]

[effielovesapples]

[antivoltron-deactivated20200514]

i don’t understand why the robots go evil in the movies it’s as simple as

if(goingToTurnEvil)

{ don’t(); }