Demon King

The one and only demon king

[gwi-ma-offical]

my names gwi ma, you can bow down in fear now

my demons all started getting tumblr so I got it too, don’t ask how

adopted by @hell-offical ig

Hey mod here, just wanted to speak

I most likely won’t be the greatest at being gwi ma but I’ll cook trust

[gwi-ma-offical]

The fire has cat ears!

NO.

[gwi-ma-offical]

…..

[horangi-saja]

hey kiddo

-@gwi-ma-offical

*curious* hello! You know papa?

[gwi-ma-offical]

yeah he’s practically my son

anyway what do you want like anything you want I can give you

[horangi-saja]

@romance-saja

papa said not to...

[gwi-ma-offical]

listen kiddo I’m not going to hurt you I’m not that much of a evil guy

[horangi-saja]

hey kiddo

-@gwi-ma-offical

*curious* hello! You know papa?

[gwi-ma-offical]

yeah he’s practically my son

anyway what do you want like anything you want I can give you

[evilducks-offical]

EVIL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain YOUR LEGS GET RIPPED OFF IN A TRAIN ACCIDENT, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're HATEful inside and out 🤍🪽🧸🦌 >:3

Ooc: Not gonna do this because tagging people has mentally exhausted me lately and stuff.

Consider this me passing it on

Are you EVIL????? :3

HELL YEAH

Dear diary. I believe I am a good person.

Voting ended onSep 13, 2025

[supervillain-offical]

What lame 20% voted 'good'?

[hero-offical]

👋👋👋👋👋👋

[evilducks-offical]

Ew a good guy

/silly

[gwi-ma-offical]

would vote evil but I couldn’t miss out on the Heathers reference, especially since I’m listening to your welcome right now

[gwi-ma-offical]

I GO OFFLINE FOR ONE FUCKING MINUITE AND I HAVE 55 ACTIVITY YALL CHILL OUT

[gwi-ma-offical]

You know @romance-saja has a human wife and a half demon daughter right?

he has a what

[romance-saja]

I thought you knew! @rin-saja we’ve been busted…

[rin-saja]

What?! Who blabbed?!

[romance-saja]

Who is the anon!?

[rin-saja]

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?!

[romance-saja]

BABE, CALM DOWN! IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY!

[gwi-ma-offical]

I have a feeling this was not supposed to be told to me

[romance-saja]

It wasn’t! But I hope you approve of us!

[gwi-ma-offical]

….this happens to many times

who was your daughter again?

[romance-saja]

@rin-saja should we give him her name? I don’t know if I trust you yet, my lord.

[rin-saja]

*stares at @gwi-ma-offical* I... dont know if we should.

[romance-saja]

Whatever my wife says goes! We are not telling you our child’s name. @gwi-ma-offical

[gwi-ma-offical]

This isn’t fair, how the fuck am I supposed to spoil my technical grandchild if I don’t even know her name…

[gwi-ma-offical]

You know @romance-saja has a human wife and a half demon daughter right?

he has a what

[romance-saja]

I thought you knew! @rin-saja we’ve been busted…

[rin-saja]

What?! Who blabbed?!

[romance-saja]

Who is the anon!?

[rin-saja]

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?!

[romance-saja]

BABE, CALM DOWN! IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY!

[gwi-ma-offical]

I have a feeling this was not supposed to be told to me

[romance-saja]

It wasn’t! But I hope you approve of us!

[gwi-ma-offical]

….this happens to many times

who was your daughter again?

[gwi-ma-offical]

You know @romance-saja has a human wife and a half demon daughter right?

he has a what

[romance-saja]

I thought you knew! @rin-saja we’ve been busted…

[rin-saja]

What?! Who blabbed?!

[romance-saja]

Who is the anon!?

[rin-saja]

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?!

[romance-saja]

BABE, CALM DOWN! IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY!

[gwi-ma-offical]

I have a feeling this was not supposed to be told to me

[gwi-ma-offical]

You know @romance-saja has a human wife and a half demon daughter right?

he has a what

[romance-saja]

@lord-baby-saja good luck in the underworld, I’m not helping you get out because you didn’t help me when I was down there.

[lord-baby-saja]

FUCK YOU, AND YOUR MOM, AND YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR BROKE ASS CAR, AND

THAT SHIT YOU CALL ART!

[romance-saja]

I hope Gwi-Ma smites you!

[lord-baby-saja]

NEVER!

@gwi-ma @gwi-ma-sajaboys @gwi-ma-offical idk which one, but you wouldn't smite a baby would you?

[gwi-ma-offical]

I absolutely would, you guys failed

[supervillain-offical]

BOSS I SAW YOU IN THE NEWS ABOUT YOUR MOTOR CRASH

ARE YOU OKAY!?!!

-@minion-offical

Not your boss, wasn't in a motor crash. That's Pineapple propaganda.

[minion-offical]

what’s this then

[supervillain-offical]

Pineapple propaganda. Also you're fired.

[minion-offical]

no *bites arms off*

[supervillain-offical]

AH!

*stabs myself and gets healed*

BAD MINION! BAD MINION! GET OUT OF MY LAIR!

[minion-offical]

wait if you heal your self

If I put you into a meat grinder you built would you be getting grinded up for all of eternity?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh...

Let's not test that theory...

[minion-offical]

@hell-offical we must test this

[hell-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!

…. than I can’t turn @supervillain-offical into a pizza after he dies anymore …..

[minion-offical]

but if true then that means you can turn him into a pizza RIGHT NOW and you can eat him for all eternity

[hell-offical]

No… I’d need his soul for that…..

And I’ll only get that after he dies….

OF NATURAL CAUSES THAT DO NOT INCLUDE MINIONS OR PINEAPPLES!!!!!

[minion-offical]

No you he just haves to to turn himself into a pizza

[hell-offical]

… I am not sure if he can do that….. also… wouldn’t he have to eat himself for this entire thing to work?????

[minion-offical]

we will wear his mouth

[hell-offical]

*shocked silence*

NO!!!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD SOLUTION!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical …. You should REALLY get rid of this minion…..

[minion-offical]

what’s your favorite pizza

[hell-offical]

…. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT??????? THAT’S LITERALLY MOST OF WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!

Anyway…. It’s pineapple pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!

[minion-offical]

Well good for you I went to pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top making collage

[hell-offical]

Aha…. Nice of you?????

[minion-offical]

I am a master I will teach you the way

[hell-offical]

….what?????? NO!!!!!

[minion-offical]

I have 49 years of experience of training

[hell-offical]

In WHAT????!

Baking pizza?????

[minion-offical]

yes and my main pizza is the pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top

[hell-offical]

….hmmmmh….. interesting…..

BUT NO!!!! I HAVE TO RESIST!!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

ok but *gives you the perfect pizza out of thin air*

[supervillain-offical]

AHHHH DO NOT TAKE IT @hell-offical IT'S A TRAP!

[hell-offical]

I… I…. I CAN’T THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED!!!!!

Please understand….

*reaches for the pizza offered by @minion-offical *

[minion-offical]

I will teach you how to do this yourself *gives pizza*

[hell-offical]

Ahhh…

*breaks free from the curse and runs away*

@supervillain-offical …. YOU OWE ME SOMETHING FOR THIS!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

*turns you into a pizza*

[supervillain-offical]

*GASP*

HELL!

*Shoots minion with a ray that freezes him in place*

*turns @hell-offical back into Hell*

[hell-offical]

HEY!!!! You… YOU DESTROYED MY DREAM!!!!!

I finally reached my true form….

*sighs* but okay…. Thank you… I guess….

[supervillain-offical]

...

*sigh*

You know I can turn you back if you like, right?

[hell-offical]

YOU CAN?????

YAY!!!!!!

[supervillain-offical]

If...you desire to be a pizza, yes. I can turn you into anything with this machine.

[evil-ant-offical]

anythibg you say?

[supervillain-offical]

Yes...

[evil-ant-offical]

if we use this right then TEA can win

[supervillain-offical]

A very clever idea, my friend, only one problem with that.

[evil-ant-offical]

Hmm

[supervillain-offical]

...

[evil-ant-offical]

okay I know who to get onside to win

@nblnb-god-offical

🥺 🙏 join us in our endeavours to defeat the pineapple

[nblnb-god-offical]

*why the fuck is this stupid mortal talking to me*

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

What do u want

[evil-ant-offical]

Can you help us (T.E.A) to defeat the pineapple because you're a god and nothing we do works

[nblnb-god-offical]

mmmm

My aid will come at a price....

[supervillain-offical]

Sorry to butt in here but I have a large amount of money if that is what you desire…

[nblnb-god-offical]

I no use for thin sheets if cotton you mortals have assigned value to

[supervillain-offical]

I feel you-I hate the stuff. I just enjoy stealing it but I don’t really like using it. Which is why I have so much.

But If you’re not interested in that, what is the currency you desire?

[nblnb-god-offical]

*light smirk*

Theoretically if someone were to get me some essence of the great all seeing void.....I might help them out

[gwi-ma-offical]

hey @supervillain-offical pizzaparent what’s happening here

[nblnb-god-offical]

I am just requesting a little payment for my services

[gwi-ma-offical]

oh I mean I can draw u a drawing, my dad says I’m a great artist

[nblnb-god-offical]

Yes that would be great ☺️

Could you draw me a tridecagram encircled by the language of the old gods then chant the sacred words of disharmony? It would be so nice of you 😊

[gwi-ma-offical]

Okie, then will you help @hell-offical and @supervillain-offical ? :3

[supervillain-offical]

BOSS I SAW YOU IN THE NEWS ABOUT YOUR MOTOR CRASH

ARE YOU OKAY!?!!

-@minion-offical

Not your boss, wasn't in a motor crash. That's Pineapple propaganda.

[minion-offical]

what’s this then

[supervillain-offical]

Pineapple propaganda. Also you're fired.

[minion-offical]

no *bites arms off*

[supervillain-offical]

AH!

*stabs myself and gets healed*

BAD MINION! BAD MINION! GET OUT OF MY LAIR!

[minion-offical]

wait if you heal your self

If I put you into a meat grinder you built would you be getting grinded up for all of eternity?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh...

Let's not test that theory...

[minion-offical]

@hell-offical we must test this

[hell-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!

…. than I can’t turn @supervillain-offical into a pizza after he dies anymore …..

[minion-offical]

but if true then that means you can turn him into a pizza RIGHT NOW and you can eat him for all eternity

[hell-offical]

No… I’d need his soul for that…..

And I’ll only get that after he dies….

OF NATURAL CAUSES THAT DO NOT INCLUDE MINIONS OR PINEAPPLES!!!!!

[minion-offical]

No you he just haves to to turn himself into a pizza

[hell-offical]

… I am not sure if he can do that….. also… wouldn’t he have to eat himself for this entire thing to work?????

[minion-offical]

we will wear his mouth

[hell-offical]

*shocked silence*

NO!!!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD SOLUTION!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical …. You should REALLY get rid of this minion…..

[minion-offical]

what’s your favorite pizza

[hell-offical]

…. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT??????? THAT’S LITERALLY MOST OF WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!

Anyway…. It’s pineapple pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!

[minion-offical]

Well good for you I went to pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top making collage

[hell-offical]

Aha…. Nice of you?????

[minion-offical]

I am a master I will teach you the way

[hell-offical]

….what?????? NO!!!!!

[minion-offical]

I have 49 years of experience of training

[hell-offical]

In WHAT????!

Baking pizza?????

[minion-offical]

yes and my main pizza is the pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top

[hell-offical]

….hmmmmh….. interesting…..

BUT NO!!!! I HAVE TO RESIST!!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

ok but *gives you the perfect pizza out of thin air*

[supervillain-offical]

AHHHH DO NOT TAKE IT @hell-offical IT'S A TRAP!

[hell-offical]

I… I…. I CAN’T THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED!!!!!

Please understand….

*reaches for the pizza offered by @minion-offical *

[minion-offical]

I will teach you how to do this yourself *gives pizza*

[hell-offical]

Ahhh…

*breaks free from the curse and runs away*

@supervillain-offical …. YOU OWE ME SOMETHING FOR THIS!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

*turns you into a pizza*

[supervillain-offical]

*GASP*

HELL!

*Shoots minion with a ray that freezes him in place*

*turns @hell-offical back into Hell*

[hell-offical]

HEY!!!! You… YOU DESTROYED MY DREAM!!!!!

I finally reached my true form….

*sighs* but okay…. Thank you… I guess….

[supervillain-offical]

...

*sigh*

You know I can turn you back if you like, right?

[hell-offical]

YOU CAN?????

YAY!!!!!!

[supervillain-offical]

If...you desire to be a pizza, yes. I can turn you into anything with this machine.

[evil-ant-offical]

anythibg you say?

[supervillain-offical]

Yes...

[evil-ant-offical]

if we use this right then TEA can win

[supervillain-offical]

A very clever idea, my friend, only one problem with that.

[evil-ant-offical]

Hmm

[supervillain-offical]

...

[evil-ant-offical]

okay I know who to get onside to win

@nblnb-god-offical

🥺 🙏 join us in our endeavours to defeat the pineapple

[nblnb-god-offical]

*why the fuck is this stupid mortal talking to me*

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

What do u want

[evil-ant-offical]

Can you help us (T.E.A) to defeat the pineapple because you're a god and nothing we do works

[nblnb-god-offical]

mmmm

My aid will come at a price....

[supervillain-offical]

Sorry to butt in here but I have a large amount of money if that is what you desire…

[nblnb-god-offical]

I no use for thin sheets if cotton you mortals have assigned value to

[supervillain-offical]

I feel you-I hate the stuff. I just enjoy stealing it but I don’t really like using it. Which is why I have so much.

But If you’re not interested in that, what is the currency you desire?

[nblnb-god-offical]

*light smirk*

Theoretically if someone were to get me some essence of the great all seeing void.....I might help them out

[gwi-ma-offical]

hey @supervillain-offical pizzaparent what’s happening here

[supervillain-offical]

Hey, Pizzakid what’s up!

*clears throat

I’m trying to recruit @nblnb-god-offical to help defeat the Pineapple rn. How are you doing, kid?

[gwi-ma-offical]

I’m doing pretty good, but hey, i saw you got in a motorcycle accident earlier

[supervillain-offical]

BOSS I SAW YOU IN THE NEWS ABOUT YOUR MOTOR CRASH

ARE YOU OKAY!?!!

-@minion-offical

Not your boss, wasn't in a motor crash. That's Pineapple propaganda.

[minion-offical]

what’s this then

[supervillain-offical]

Pineapple propaganda. Also you're fired.

[minion-offical]

no *bites arms off*

[supervillain-offical]

AH!

*stabs myself and gets healed*

BAD MINION! BAD MINION! GET OUT OF MY LAIR!

[minion-offical]

wait if you heal your self

If I put you into a meat grinder you built would you be getting grinded up for all of eternity?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh...

Let's not test that theory...

[minion-offical]

@hell-offical we must test this

[hell-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!

…. than I can’t turn @supervillain-offical into a pizza after he dies anymore …..

[minion-offical]

but if true then that means you can turn him into a pizza RIGHT NOW and you can eat him for all eternity

[hell-offical]

No… I’d need his soul for that…..

And I’ll only get that after he dies….

OF NATURAL CAUSES THAT DO NOT INCLUDE MINIONS OR PINEAPPLES!!!!!

[minion-offical]

No you he just haves to to turn himself into a pizza

[hell-offical]

… I am not sure if he can do that….. also… wouldn’t he have to eat himself for this entire thing to work?????

[minion-offical]

we will wear his mouth

[hell-offical]

*shocked silence*

NO!!!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD SOLUTION!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical …. You should REALLY get rid of this minion…..

[minion-offical]

what’s your favorite pizza

[hell-offical]

…. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT??????? THAT’S LITERALLY MOST OF WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!

Anyway…. It’s pineapple pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!

[minion-offical]

Well good for you I went to pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top making collage

[hell-offical]

Aha…. Nice of you?????

[minion-offical]

I am a master I will teach you the way

[hell-offical]

….what?????? NO!!!!!

[minion-offical]

I have 49 years of experience of training

[hell-offical]

In WHAT????!

Baking pizza?????

[minion-offical]

yes and my main pizza is the pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top

[hell-offical]

….hmmmmh….. interesting…..

BUT NO!!!! I HAVE TO RESIST!!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

ok but *gives you the perfect pizza out of thin air*

[supervillain-offical]

AHHHH DO NOT TAKE IT @hell-offical IT'S A TRAP!

[hell-offical]

I… I…. I CAN’T THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED!!!!!

Please understand….

*reaches for the pizza offered by @minion-offical *

[minion-offical]

I will teach you how to do this yourself *gives pizza*

[hell-offical]

Ahhh…

*breaks free from the curse and runs away*

@supervillain-offical …. YOU OWE ME SOMETHING FOR THIS!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

*turns you into a pizza*

[supervillain-offical]

*GASP*

HELL!

*Shoots minion with a ray that freezes him in place*

*turns @hell-offical back into Hell*

[hell-offical]

HEY!!!! You… YOU DESTROYED MY DREAM!!!!!

I finally reached my true form….

*sighs* but okay…. Thank you… I guess….

[supervillain-offical]

...

*sigh*

You know I can turn you back if you like, right?

[hell-offical]

YOU CAN?????

YAY!!!!!!

[supervillain-offical]

If...you desire to be a pizza, yes. I can turn you into anything with this machine.

[evil-ant-offical]

anythibg you say?

[supervillain-offical]

Yes...

[evil-ant-offical]

if we use this right then TEA can win

[supervillain-offical]

A very clever idea, my friend, only one problem with that.

[evil-ant-offical]

Hmm

[supervillain-offical]

...

[evil-ant-offical]

okay I know who to get onside to win

@nblnb-god-offical

🥺 🙏 join us in our endeavours to defeat the pineapple

[nblnb-god-offical]

*why the fuck is this stupid mortal talking to me*

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

What do u want

[evil-ant-offical]

Can you help us (T.E.A) to defeat the pineapple because you're a god and nothing we do works

[nblnb-god-offical]

mmmm

My aid will come at a price....

[supervillain-offical]

Sorry to butt in here but I have a large amount of money if that is what you desire…

[nblnb-god-offical]

I no use for thin sheets if cotton you mortals have assigned value to

[supervillain-offical]

I feel you-I hate the stuff. I just enjoy stealing it but I don’t really like using it. Which is why I have so much.

But If you’re not interested in that, what is the currency you desire?

[nblnb-god-offical]

*light smirk*

Theoretically if someone were to get me some essence of the great all seeing void.....I might help them out

[gwi-ma-offical]

hey @supervillain-offical pizzaparent what’s happening here

[nblnb-god-offical]

I am just requesting a little payment for my services

[gwi-ma-offical]

oh I mean I can draw u a drawing, my dad says I’m a great artist

[supervillain-offical]

BOSS I SAW YOU IN THE NEWS ABOUT YOUR MOTOR CRASH

ARE YOU OKAY!?!!

-@minion-offical

Not your boss, wasn't in a motor crash. That's Pineapple propaganda.

[minion-offical]

what’s this then

[supervillain-offical]

Pineapple propaganda. Also you're fired.

[minion-offical]

no *bites arms off*

[supervillain-offical]

AH!

*stabs myself and gets healed*

BAD MINION! BAD MINION! GET OUT OF MY LAIR!

[minion-offical]

wait if you heal your self

If I put you into a meat grinder you built would you be getting grinded up for all of eternity?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh...

Let's not test that theory...

[minion-offical]

@hell-offical we must test this

[hell-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!

…. than I can’t turn @supervillain-offical into a pizza after he dies anymore …..

[minion-offical]

but if true then that means you can turn him into a pizza RIGHT NOW and you can eat him for all eternity

[hell-offical]

No… I’d need his soul for that…..

And I’ll only get that after he dies….

OF NATURAL CAUSES THAT DO NOT INCLUDE MINIONS OR PINEAPPLES!!!!!

[minion-offical]

No you he just haves to to turn himself into a pizza

[hell-offical]

… I am not sure if he can do that….. also… wouldn’t he have to eat himself for this entire thing to work?????

[minion-offical]

we will wear his mouth

[hell-offical]

*shocked silence*

NO!!!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD SOLUTION!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical …. You should REALLY get rid of this minion…..

[minion-offical]

what’s your favorite pizza

[hell-offical]

…. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT??????? THAT’S LITERALLY MOST OF WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!

Anyway…. It’s pineapple pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top…. OBVIOUSLY!!!!

[minion-offical]

Well good for you I went to pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top making collage

[hell-offical]

Aha…. Nice of you?????

[minion-offical]

I am a master I will teach you the way

[hell-offical]

….what?????? NO!!!!!

[minion-offical]

I have 49 years of experience of training

[hell-offical]

In WHAT????!

Baking pizza?????

[minion-offical]

yes and my main pizza is the pineapple pizza with Nutella edible glitter and jelly beans on top

[hell-offical]

….hmmmmh….. interesting…..

BUT NO!!!! I HAVE TO RESIST!!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

ok but *gives you the perfect pizza out of thin air*

[supervillain-offical]

AHHHH DO NOT TAKE IT @hell-offical IT'S A TRAP!

[hell-offical]

I… I…. I CAN’T THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED!!!!!

Please understand….

*reaches for the pizza offered by @minion-offical *

[minion-offical]

I will teach you how to do this yourself *gives pizza*

[hell-offical]

Ahhh…

*breaks free from the curse and runs away*

@supervillain-offical …. YOU OWE ME SOMETHING FOR THIS!!!!!!

[minion-offical]

*turns you into a pizza*

[supervillain-offical]

*GASP*

HELL!

*Shoots minion with a ray that freezes him in place*

*turns @hell-offical back into Hell*

[hell-offical]

HEY!!!! You… YOU DESTROYED MY DREAM!!!!!

I finally reached my true form….

*sighs* but okay…. Thank you… I guess….

[supervillain-offical]

...

*sigh*

You know I can turn you back if you like, right?

[hell-offical]

YOU CAN?????

YAY!!!!!!

[supervillain-offical]

If...you desire to be a pizza, yes. I can turn you into anything with this machine.

[evil-ant-offical]

anythibg you say?

[supervillain-offical]

Yes...

[evil-ant-offical]

if we use this right then TEA can win

[supervillain-offical]

A very clever idea, my friend, only one problem with that.

[evil-ant-offical]

Hmm

[supervillain-offical]

...

[evil-ant-offical]

okay I know who to get onside to win

@nblnb-god-offical

🥺 🙏 join us in our endeavours to defeat the pineapple

[nblnb-god-offical]

*why the fuck is this stupid mortal talking to me*

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

What do u want

[evil-ant-offical]

Can you help us (T.E.A) to defeat the pineapple because you're a god and nothing we do works

[nblnb-god-offical]

mmmm

My aid will come at a price....

[supervillain-offical]

Sorry to butt in here but I have a large amount of money if that is what you desire…

[nblnb-god-offical]

I no use for thin sheets if cotton you mortals have assigned value to

[supervillain-offical]

I feel you-I hate the stuff. I just enjoy stealing it but I don’t really like using it. Which is why I have so much.

But If you’re not interested in that, what is the currency you desire?

[nblnb-god-offical]

*light smirk*

Theoretically if someone were to get me some essence of the great all seeing void.....I might help them out

[gwi-ma-offical]

hey @supervillain-offical pizzaparent what’s happening here

[lemonade-offical]

Tempting the timeloop is unwise.

That's why you're in for something, not a surprise.

I must ask you,

How goes the timeloop?

You motherfucker.

Well, this sucks.

[verso-dessendre-offical]

thank god I'm not in a timeloop......god.....the first one was bad enough

[gwi-ma-offical]

I’m not nearly popular enough for the time loop