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@minion-offical
*dies*
bannanananannanana
B-A-N-A-N-A
….
Oh no.
This better not be @minion-offical or so help me.
labubu?
Leave me alone!
labubu @labubu-offical
GO AWAY, MINION! GET A LIFE!
WHY NOT?!
*breaks your jaw*
The fuck?!
Yeah you’re definitely never getting hired.
Why do you annoy @supervillain-offical so often What's it benefiting you
*crys*
B-A-N-A-N-A
….
Oh no.
This better not be @minion-offical or so help me.
labubu?
Leave me alone!
labubu @labubu-offical
GO AWAY, MINION! GET A LIFE!
WHY NOT?!
*breaks your jaw*
The fuck?!
Yeah you’re definitely never getting hired.
What do you mean ‘wah’?
*crys*
B-A-N-A-N-A
….
Oh no.
This better not be @minion-offical or so help me.
labubu?
Leave me alone!
labubu @labubu-offical
GO AWAY, MINION! GET A LIFE!
WHY NOT?!
*breaks your jaw*
The fuck?!
Yeah you’re definitely never getting hired.
B-A-N-A-N-A
….
Oh no.
This better not be @minion-offical or so help me.
labubu?
Leave me alone!
labubu @labubu-offical
GO AWAY, MINION! GET A LIFE!
WHY NOT?!
*breaks your jaw*
B-A-N-A-N-A
….
Oh no.
This better not be @minion-offical or so help me.
labubu?
Leave me alone!
labubu @labubu-offical
GO AWAY, MINION! GET A LIFE!
B-A-N-A-N-A
….
Oh no.
This better not be @minion-offical or so help me.
labubu?
Leave me alone!
labubu @labubu-offical
B-A-N-A-N-A
….
Oh no.
This better not be @minion-offical or so help me.
labubu?
Heyyyyyy :) can we be friendsss :))) it would be really awesome if we could all be super chill and stuff and you stop trying to kill me and my buddies :))))) c'mon you know you wanna :))))))))
— @villain-offical
*the agent jumps to his feet*
What…
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE??????
I swear…. I REALLY need to enact security measures….
Now…
*tilts his head*
Weren’t you the guy with that…amulet???
Why would YOU want to be my FRIEND???
Nah… SCRATCH THAT!!!!
Why would I want to be YOUR friend???????
Because I'm really cool, duh
Leans forward
Pspspspspsps here boy c'mon pspspsps you know you wanna join The Evil Alliance
*the agent uses his telekinesis to slam Lain’s away from him*
DON’T FUCKING COME THAT CLOSE TO ME!!!!!!!
I know that you work with my son…
So your EITHER a traitor…
Or- and that’s the FAR more likely explanation-
THIS IS A TRAP!!!
DAMN it.... Why didn't I think of that? It should have been a trap. That would have been WAY smarter. I'm still smarter AND hotter than you though to be clear, even if I didn't plan that far ahead...
And anyway Savi knows I'm here so it's NOT a trap buuuut also you can't do anything to me because they'll know. Checkmate
*the agent looks extremely confused now*
H…how is…
Are you…
What the….
…If this is NOT a trap…
Why the HOLY FUCK are you here THEN????
If this is my son’s newest attempt at…
I don’t KNOW what the FUCK this is even SUPPOSED to be!!!!!
Oh no Savi actually didn't want me to come here at all. He actually wanted me to do the opposite. I ☝️ want an allyship
*breaks knee caps*
Ooc:
I agree with you for ONCE…
Should I be concerned???? /silly
oops wrong blog
Banana
hi boss
-@minion-offical
Hello….
I feared the day may arrive that you grace me with your presence…
I wouldn’t have guessed it to be so soon though…
banana
NO!!!!
I. DON’T. HAVE. BANANA!!!!!!!
What?
NO. BANANA. HERE!!!!!!
I know… and I really like your enthusiasm to work for me…
BUT. I. DON’T. HAVE. BANANA!!
BANANA
hi boss
-@minion-offical
Hello….
I feared the day may arrive that you grace me with your presence…
I wouldn’t have guessed it to be so soon though…
banana
NO!!!!
I. DON’T. HAVE. BANANA!!!!!!!
What?
hi boss
-@minion-offical
Hello….
I feared the day may arrive that you grace me with your presence…
I wouldn’t have guessed it to be so soon though…
banana
*sitting against the wall, what feels like a long time passes in the cell, trying to keep the dark thoughts that keep trying to enter his mind away*
This…this is…
B-bad…
*eyes wide, squeezes his knees against his chest to keep himself warm*
*quietly*
I-I didn’t expect it to be this way…
Didn’t-d-didn’t think he could get to me…
I thought I’d never be this lonely again…
*hyperventilating*
*shouts*
YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW CARING ABOUT PEOPLE IS A WEAKNESS, HELL? THIS IS FUCKING HOW!
*looks longingly at the empty glass of water*
*time seems to drag on*
what’s wrong boss
Grape
@cia-offical
Yeah good try, Pineapple.
Pretty sure CIA doesn’t even know abt the grape thing. And does not like you. So…
i maxed out my asked remember
So you say. 🤨
Am not kidding
they’re not actually it was me lmao
Ooc:
Bro rlly?
*dol*
So you do know about the grape thing? 😂
oh no I have no idea what it is or what it means I just thought it would be hilarious to see if I could bamboozle you. Which I did
Ooc: yeah you rlly did! 😂
Okay so the grape thing is like this-
You remember @minion-offical? Well, when the Minion first began trying to work for Supervillain he claimed that they had a child together.
Supervillain was adamantly like, 'um, no', and so Minion said-
...
And Supervillain said, 'that's a masked grape'.
And through that it became revealed that multiple ppl genuinely thought Supervillain had purple skin bc of his profile picture, and from that, even tho Supervillain is very much human, the 'grape' thing was born.
And I have NEVER been able to shake it! 😂
That thing will haunt me in my sleep
do you want to see the realistic version
Sure actually
Grape
@cia-offical
Yeah good try, Pineapple.
Pretty sure CIA doesn’t even know abt the grape thing. And does not like you. So…
i maxed out my asked remember
So you say. 🤨
Am not kidding
they’re not actually it was me lmao
Ooc:
Bro rlly?
*dol*
So you do know about the grape thing? 😂
oh no I have no idea what it is or what it means I just thought it would be hilarious to see if I could bamboozle you. Which I did
Ooc: yeah you rlly did! 😂
Okay so the grape thing is like this-
You remember @minion-offical? Well, when the Minion first began trying to work for Supervillain he claimed that they had a child together.
Supervillain was adamantly like, 'um, no', and so Minion said-
...
And Supervillain said, 'that's a masked grape'.
And through that it became revealed that multiple ppl genuinely thought Supervillain had purple skin bc of his profile picture, and from that, even tho Supervillain is very much human, the 'grape' thing was born.
And I have NEVER been able to shake it! 😂
That thing will haunt me in my sleep
do you want to see the realistic version
Grape
@cia-offical
Yeah good try, Pineapple.
Pretty sure CIA doesn’t even know abt the grape thing. And does not like you. So…
i maxed out my asked remember
So you say. 🤨
Am not kidding
they’re not actually it was me lmao
Ooc:
Bro rlly?
*dol*
So you do know about the grape thing? 😂
oh no I have no idea what it is or what it means I just thought it would be hilarious to see if I could bamboozle you. Which I did
Ooc: yeah you rlly did! 😂
Okay so the grape thing is like this-
You remember @minion-offical? Well, when the Minion first began trying to work for Supervillain he claimed that they had a child together.
Supervillain was adamantly like, 'um, no', and so Minion said-
...
And Supervillain said, 'that's a masked grape'.
And through that it became revealed that multiple ppl genuinely thought Supervillain had purple skin bc of his profile picture, and from that, even tho Supervillain is very much human, the 'grape' thing was born.
And I have NEVER been able to shake it! 😂
Banana