Bearer of The Dark Sign

[gwyngolau]

I got a letter in the mail

[musteilss]

Do you?

[gwyngolau]

[gwyngolau]

[gwyngolau]

Homeboy tried to run up on me, pulled his hang-nail like it was a fruit by the foot

[gwyngolau]

Have sex with an older man, call that shit the JurASSic back blast, make him cum the primordial froth from times long past

[thebirdroads]

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

[birdnerd18]

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

[atlas-prime]

Also great is the similar yet distinct “character opens door, sees monster, closes door”

[fractusmagus]

I love how both examples are Dark Souls games, and yes; I have done that.

[metr0bugz]

I hate them all.

[gwyngolau]

I'm on that shit Jehova aint even witnessed

[gwyngolau]

Looksmaxxing this, mogging that, bitch im killinghookersandstoringthembehindanapplebeesmaxxing.

[gwyngolau]

Do you think fish look at us the way we look at birds?

[gwyngolau]

Give a man crack and he'll be high for a few hours. Teach a man to crack and I'll cum in him.

[irondive]

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[gwyngolau]

Green monster's flavor is battery acid. That's a positive though, cause i feel the energy rushing through my veins like electro

[2242706]

i changed my mind. this is the funniest meme

[sandmandaddy69]

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Item: Heavy Duty Segway