[gxnache]

Huedhaut: why is Scorpio emitting blue fume?

Leon: he played a buzzfeed quiz named "which god of 'star crossed myth' are you"

Huedhaut: ...so, what'd he get?

Teorus: he got ichthys

[gxnache]

Huedhaut: why is Scorpio emitting blue fume?

Leon: he played a buzzfeed quiz named "which god of 'star crossed myth' are you"

Huedhaut: ...so, what'd he get?

Teorus: he got ichthys

[gxnache]

[All gods in the living room]

Leon: friends? We're all friends now?

Zyglavis: worse, we're like family

Leon, trying not to cry of happiness: disgusting

[gxnache]

Kidnapper, on the phone: if you can get me ten thousand dollars within the next 24 hours, you'll get your tall teleporting boyfriend back

Scorpio: [tied up] ten thou- you think I'm only worth that much? TEN THOUSAND?!

Kidnapper:

Scorpio, screaming: make that 10 BIL-

MC: stfu-

[gxnache]

Teorus: I heard you're into bad boys

MC: yeah, so?

Teorus: Not trying to brag, but when the GPS said turn right, I turned left

MC:

MC: you got lost, didn't you?

Teorus: yeah

[gxnache]

[Preparing for MC's surprise birthday party]

Ichthys: Scorpy, move your long legs

Scorpio: no one asked to come sit next to me, pathetic fish

Teorus, whispering: guys, shut up! I hear her coming!

Leon: tch, what a waste of my time.

Dui: guys, she's opening the door!

Scorpio: oh, really? Couldn't hear that 'cuz your all so damn loud!

Huedhaut: everyone, you're gonna ruin this.

MC, crouched next to Huedhaut: who are we waiting for again?

[gxnache]

Partheno: if it's one sin or 10 sins, you're still getting punished. so why not go for 100000 sins and go down a legend

[gxnache]

MC, teaching Leon to drive: okay you're driving, Scorpio and Karno walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Leon: oh, the scorpion, obviously. I could never hurt Karno, you know.

MC: the brakes. You hit the brakes.

[gxnache]

retrouve-moi dans le jardin à minuit

pairing: neuvillette x reader

a/n: this is my first fic in five years! it took me 10 days to write it and upload it on ao3, and i've found the confidence to put a post on tumblr as well. i'm still learning how to effiecently write characters, so if neuvillette seems out of character at any moment, i apologize. with that said, i hope you enjoy this :)

summary: you and the iudex formed an unlikely friendship outside the courtroom. but, a clandestine meeting with the iudex was not something on your bucket list. and of course, him calling you ma chérie does not help.

warnings: none, except cavity-inducing fluff and soft!neuvii to bold! neuvi (does making-out count as a warning?)

word count: 2.2k

song rec: bloom by aqyila

read the fic on ao3

[gxnache]

Teorus: [pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Huedhaut, standing behind: push harder

[gxnache]

Zyglavis: I want to hear those three important words

Ichthys: I love you

Zyglavis: try again

Ichthys: I will behave

[gxnache]

Tauxolouve: Here, Karno. A warm cup of coffee with a dash of sriracha for you.

Karno: thanks Lou, that's really sweet of you!

[At a distance]

Teorus: Leon, you okay?

Leon: no one plans a murder out loud, do they?

[gxnache]

Teorus: you shouldn't use a straw...

Ichthys: I know, it's harmful for the environment

Teorus: no, it's just-

Teorus: people eat lasagna with a fork

[gxnache]

[Ichthys as a father]

Random guy in the park: if you're happy and know it, clap your hands

Ichthys, smiling: [claps]

Ichthys:

Ichthys: SHIT I WAS HOLDING THE BABY-

[gxnache]

MC: you remind me of the ocean

Scorpio: because i'm deep and mysterious?

MC: nope because you're salty and scare the shit out of people

[gxnache]

Teorus: how do you politely tell someone you wanna hit them with a brick?

Huedhaut: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Teorus: fantastic

[gxnache]

MC, thinking: Scorpio is so intimidating... I wonder what he is thinking

Scorpio, arms folded in deep thought: rabbit apples