my inner bitch

Socially inept and slightly crazy.

[googledrivemovie]

Ghibli Art 

[also-starring]

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[stillabunchofmisfits]

I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.

I have a feeling she is me in the future.

[corgisandboobs]

This is nearly enough dogs.

[gxyle]

my attacks are getting more frequent and I can’t handle it

[weeb-dweeb]

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

[long-gone-silvers]

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

[jarring]

me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

[the-vaccines-deactivated2012050]

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

[carudamon119]

[catscenter]

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[oatbee]

hi my name is stress

[melonmemes]

[animal-factbook]

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again

[pr1nceshawn]

How Did They Get That Shot?