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obsessed with parody laws. plagiarism is illegal. you cannot copy someone’s work without legal repercussions. unless! you’re intentionally making fun of it. huge W for haters everywhere.

pedropascal24-7

LMAO

thebikerbookforcharity

The Biker Book for Charity wishes you a great week!❤️ Be safe.

katierosefun

the hilarious thing about my mom is that she’s almost never disappointed in me. she’s not perfect, but she’s mostly always been more concerned with my happiness instead of my achievements.

so imagine my surprise when i tell her i have not, in fact, ever watched the classic korean drama the coffee prince, and she makes the most disappointed, shocked sound, and goes, “YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE COFFEE PRINCE? THE CLASSIC OF KOREAN DRAMAS? MY OWN DAUGHTER?”

anyways, my homework is now to watch the coffee prince in the span of two weeks.

hoteldelunas

the start of the goblin and grim reaper’s 200k enemies to lovers slowburn bromance ✧ goblin (도깨비), episode 1

korkiekenobiconfirmed

damn netflix’s sandman killed it on the gay rep, there’s really something for everyone! they got

annoying gay

mean bisexual

overdramatic nb

Slutty gay

2000’s emo queer

uncommon-etc

Important distinction for Sandman fans who’ve only watched the show...

Morpheus in the comics:

- 100% dtf

- Nada fell for him so fast she saw him in a dream once and was prepared to give up her kingdom for him, Calliope provides a detailed and totally unprompted description of how of all her many lovers he was the best, and Alianora’s very much dead but still thirsting for him

- Can change his entire appearance at will to better his chances

- of all the endless, has only ever been out-hoed by Desire

Morpheus in the show:

- Has clearly never known the touch of a woman in his life

- Divorced

- Permanently looks like an 80s twink with full guy-liner or a bedraggled wet cat

- Divorced.

And let me tell you, as someone who grew up rooting for the trainwreck male-leads in nordic crime dramas and thus likes her men as pathetic as possible, I am loving the direction they’re going in. I guess Neil Gaiman has been immersed in fandom long enough to know how to give the people exactly what they want.

(Edit) This got a few more reblogs than I thought and I am very much here for some of the tags, so I just thought I’d add as a caveat; I absolutely ship Dreamling, however, I’m more than willing to believe it’s possible for two guys to have a centuries-old queer platonic relationship where they’ve never done anything more intimate than hold hands. And yes, Tom Sturridge was perfect for the role due to his inexplicable ability to have amazing chemistry with anyone on screen (even if they’re playing his immortal siblings) but also manage to seem asexual af, we need more like him.

p4lm5prings

if you’re getting so easily butt hurt over she-hulk then stop watching! you clearly don’t wanna watch it! but if you’re gonna keep watching despite that, please shut the fuck up!

y’all worry so much that matt murdock telling a joke or two is gonna ruin him like he wasn’t the one making jokes in his own show back in the day!! y’all absolutely love the line he says after he’s told he’s a witness to a crime, my brother in christ that was what they call a joke. proof that matt murdock can tell a joke and it won’t ruin his “character”! his best friends name is FOGGY. F O G G Y. (a name matt gave him in college in the comics may i add!)

charlie cox loves matt murdock as much as y’all maybe even more. i promise you if he didn’t like something they did with matt, he would’ve told him “ya know what i don’t think this is really matt to me.” 🙄

y’all hate having fun that’s it. the show is a comedy, A COMEDY! jokes will be made and also, it’s called she-hulk: attorney at law - NOT daredevil, so obviously they’re gonna write matt in a way that fits him in more in that genre and when he’s in his own show, (which he is getting! so stop acting like y’all ain’t gonna get 18 episodes where he is the main character) he’ll be written in that genre which isn’t a comedy.

so once again, stop watching or just shut the fuck up and keep watching. thank you and good night. also fuck you 😘

lil-stark-deactivated20240119

matt mentioning indian food makes me insane like yes bestie let's get pani puri, pav bhaji, chaat w chai, and you haven't even tried masala dosa!!!! the options are endless and your mouth will be on fire