gay whispering demon

Genderfluid | they/them | Human of questionable genders, may bite you | I'm engaged now :D

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[katnficer]

wait hear me out-

ok so not to forcefully adopt this idea as an au from @katzebruh or anything (because i'm unreasonably insane about it for some reason, literally a dozen other caine-centric AUs out there that are infinitely more complex and compelling and i picked this one, fuck it dawg we ball) but my headcanon is that caine genuinely was testing out modifiers and accidentally fucked up forever, if i had a nickel- and he's super conflicted about it...

because on one hand... he's a silly cat furry thing now and literally whats not to love? the humans like it and admittedly doing kitty things is really nice sometimes! chin scritches have never felt so good, honestly he would figure out how to get rid of it sooner if everyone wasn't enjoying it so much!

on the other hand... yikes... an unfixable bug? one that screws with his brain? stop me if you've heard this one before-

awww his widdle ears are so cute though awww and the paws awww

[finnbin]

I'm fucking crying this means so much to me

[cyber-pipsy]

Book!Sophie & Howl

[redstonedust]

Do you happen to know what abrosexual is? Also ace/aroflux, if not I feel both could be good for you to look into if you were wanting a label :D

ye i know em and have used em in the past but these days im just chill not really having a label i stick to. 'preciate the suggestions tho!

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[raccoonmilf]

I thought I would have you know that in the new Tomadochi life, one of my miis asked for a good name for a pet raccoon. Me, having seem your whole deal, knowing that shits a bad idea, was appalled to see that there was no option to say “thats not a good idea”

So I put Moonshine is because it’s one of your babies. And every time shes brought up its like shes a celebrity.

You are not the first person to tell me this and I find this so funny heheheh

[ccoconutjam]

love drawing caine with long coattails. what if he just never planned on touching the ground

[ilovethistle]

I think Thistle has a weirdly high amount of British fans, but I just can’t prove it

[insomniacrori]

Kinger and Scartch were two nerdy bros back then. Lil Caine being shy I did wanted to go back into past to shine the light on what kind friend group the programmers trio was. Since after Anger arc - I do want to tackle Scratch's avatar

[redstonedust]

its silly but it amuses me when a media has a masked character and its built up as a big mystery what they look like under the mask and then 3 seasons in they take off the mask and they look like: a normal brown haired guy. like well i don’t know what i expected i guess but thanks for the build up i guess.

[pouletpourri]

i don't even know about this one

[kiwimintlime]

not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

[kiwimintlime]

love is a beautiful wonderful multifaceted nebulous thing that shouldn't be reduced to the strict bounds of Tier One: Romance and Tier Two: Friends. get weird with it. love your friends deeply, wildly, passionately and platonically. cowards

[xystia]

Big fan of tomodachi life because I can have me, another me, the other me, the other me, the other me, the other mii, the other me, and myself

[gillipop-plus]

@funnier-as-a-system

[katzebruh]

I remembered how disgusted my brother was when I bit into a tomato like an apple and it felt like smth Caine would do

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.