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inland-delta

Keisai Eisen, Yoyoyama of the Matsubaya, c 1830s

writeresourceful

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

bearynice-archive-deactivated20

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

snally

fujikomeanie

roseydoux

avogado6

ink

just-shower-thoughts

Cemetaries would be a lot more interesting if every gravestone specified how the person had died.

browsedankmemes

clarkent

maisonderriere

yaboydeactivating-deactivated20

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

another-nonsense-deactivated201

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

lasombritas

oh

impulsemuppet

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

everything-90s

Macaulay Culkin Cold Opening - Saturday Night Live (November 23, 1991)

amortizing

“There will be a few times in your life when all your instincts will tell you to do something, something that defies logic, upsets your plans, and may seem crazy to others. When that happens, you do it. Listen to your instincts and ignore everything else. Ignore logic, ignore the odds, ignore the complications, and just go for it”

— Judith McNaught, Remember When (via amortizing)