Welcome Friends

🔮 Any pronouns/ Jay 🏳️‍🌈 

[spacecadetxo]

I don’t want to hurt u🖤

[mamiyamiyami]

“Bet you weren’t expecting… THIS!”

[ankle-beez]

[flexibilitas-cerea]

Have some Frank Reynolds.

[h1ppyd1ppy]

presenting

The girl group presenting before me: -cute voices, talking slowly and clearly, not panicking and everything looks aesthetic-  Some random dude and I’s presentation directly after: -organized but I am out of breath, talking super fast, about to literally faint, slide content is purely information and infographics that have no theme- 

[black-hearted-bat-deactivated20]

[unholytoilets]

4 toilets of the apocalypse

[h1ppyd1ppy]

. . .

You ever wanna...strangle one of your friends? Or multiple of them? Or are mine just disappointing because I have eerily high standards? hm m m..

[stevieloveslonnie]

Lana Del Rey for Q Magazine

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[cumonthevoid]

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

[omghotmemes]

Don’t forget!

[thebusylilbird]

the business card scene in American Psycho is literally one of the best thing to ever come out of american cinema, the fact that the director Mary Harron did not get offered hundreds of big movie projects after that is proof that the film industry hates women

[villainquoteoftheday-deactivate]

Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.

Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?

Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

-“American Psycho”

[h1ppyd1ppy]

no cap

homestuck is my guilty pleasure

[h1ppyd1ppy]

oh my fuck

i literally do not care about your child crapping their diaper, rebecca, i am on your blog to get this chocolate chip cookie recipe

[nick--scratch]

HOT WOMAN IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO START A COVEN WITH YOU

[starz28]