[rosery-doll]

Ruby: I do what I want

Weiss: i’m telling Yang

Ruby: Wait, no!

[rwbymotivation]

Hey! You’re adorable!

[rosery-doll]

Ruby: Weiss gave me a “get better soon” card.

Yang: That’s so sweet!

Ruby: I’m not sick. She just thinks I could do better.

[wifedweiss]

Ruby: the eagles won last night

Yang: oh did you watch the game?

Ruby: *covered in blood and scratches* what game

[simplydoomed]

weiss: “i’m a morosexual, i’m only attracted to people that have a significantly lower IQ than myself”

ruby: “sooooo was orange named after the color or the frui-”

weiss: *already taking her clothes off* “my god you’re so fucking stupid”

[cumuluscanis-deactivated2019060]

[lostforestfriend]

Just some good ol’ text posts + Red Vs Blue characters 

[time-to-change-away]

never judge someone who’s got you at gunpoint

[h3iressofallevil]

Sharkface: (spray painting helmet) It's like that kind of blood orange.

Felix: (Rolls eyes at the camera) Blood orange, he's so pretentious. Shut up, it's fucking red.

[totallycorrectrvbquotes]

Church: You’re making me claustrophobic.

Caboose: What does claustrophobic mean?

Tucker: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Church: No, it doesn’t.

Caboose: HO HO HO

Tucker: Stop it, Caboose! You’re scaring him!

[h3iressofallevil]

Weiss: I’m the most responsible huntress.

Jaune: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Weiss: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.

[thefankid]

i absolutely love how ruby and yang react to tweedle dee and tweedle dud cos like.

hard fuckin same 

[relatablepicsofwhiterose]

#110 tHis cutE Little shiP

[bdlckchrm]

Kidnapper: We have your daughter

Qrow: I don’t have a daughter

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off her sandwhich?

Qrow: Oh my God, you have Ruby

[northforwinter]

Ruby: What time is it?

Yang: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Yang: *Plays recorder loudly*

Weiss: Who the hell is playing the recorder at 2am??!

Yang: It’s 2am

[lesbianqrow-moved]

I only post canon content on this blog

[rosery-doll]

Ruby: Okay, we need to start thinking straight

Yang, Blake, and Weiss: …how?