gender: catboy

april | lesbian | they/them find me on tiktok, my tumblr is full of cobwebs

[sobaology]

i wanna be a cowboy, baby!

[anggltz-deactivated20250416]

giggling at her like she’s gonna jump out of the screen and make out with me

[gachapulls]

what is bro yappin about⁉️😭

[tluvgq]

I can't move on

[h3llthing]

[s-i-c-k-o]

[aetherl]

Images to use on May 12th

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[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[stalker-among-the-stars]

[geekysteven]

Source

[swordseer]

I think about this all of the time

[bargarean]

[lonestatus]

*guy who's always itching to check out the manuscripts* maybe the answer we seek is in the manuscripts? the ancients of old had wisdom far beyond ours in their manuscripts!

[dallonwrites]

do not have the energy to block these bots anymore. hey girlies do you enjoy literary fiction?

[photophoros]

The title of this one is “A comic about a discord message my girlfriend wrote to me at 4:32 AM on a Saturday”

[h3llthing]

yeah.

stills from this compilation

[pangur-and-grim]

finding out that some people write books in order to fit them into marketable query letters (e.g. you figure out how to sell a book and then write it, rather than you write a book and try your best to sell it) and honestly that is the funniest possible thing to spend your time on earth on. I want to do it omg

what is the most marketable basic bitch trendy booktok plot. what does it need. what are the ingredients

[pangur-and-grim]

so I’m hearing:

YA fantasy where a teen girlboss is in a dystopian world and has to choose between two boys, one of whom is nice (blonde or brown hair) and one of whom is mean (secretly a thousand year vampire but also her total soulmate and definitely not a pedophile) but both are white, and also they’re solving a murder and also she’s awakening to her magic powers because her dead mom was secretly a monarch, and no we will not criticize hierarchy anywhere in this book because the real problem isn’t structural inequality it’s that the girlboss (who will make good ruling decisions!) isn’t on the throne, and at the end when she is instated as the long-lost princess of whateverthefuck she makes the kingdom a democracy but they elect her anyways because everyone is blown away by her chutzpah and feminine grit

titled: A Throne of Shadow & Teeth

[cryptotheism]

You’ve done it! You’ve broken down the increasingly restrictive YA publishing market to it’s barest essentials!

[lousolversons]

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho

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