This And This And This

Hey call me Ash she/her/they/them doesn’t really matter to me. I don't really know what I'm doing here. Talk to me about Batman, zelda, BNHA, TBHK, The Song of Achilles (or any Greek mythology) and anything cute.

[sabrebash]

The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)

[lockandkeyhyena]

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

[lockandkeyhyena]

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

[im-out-of-the-blues]

my ancient mama

[morverenmaybewrites]

the last chapter was amazing!! manbat scared me in the arkham knight but that was jump scares. it has nothing on the terrifying atmosphere you’ve built up in the last couple chapters. just reading and imagining the feeling of teeth in my skin or seeing the glossy soulless eyes in the corner of a cave sends chills down my spine. you’re an excellent writer and you deserve all the praise on your work! 🩷🩷🩷

??? The compliments? On my ability to write horror has my whole heart like omg. 😭 Thank you so much I had so much fun writing that part!

[soup-mother]

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

[soup-mother]

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

[byachi]

this person gets it

[yukicharley]

我太懒了也许有空会上颜色 :D

[bugslaststraw]

My mom spent like four months embroidering this on and off. She asked me to post it for her here! It's her first time making fanart, and also kind of her first time embroidering anything? I'll read any comments I get out to her.

[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[flootzavut]

You're welcome! I can't claim credit to have come up with it, but very happy to spread it around 😄

[divineandmajesticinone]

VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[meateater-rabbit]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[theconcealedweapon]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

you happen upon an ex-tumblr power poster who now lives on twitter. he is 30 (or nearing so), stripped of the eccentricities which illuminated his net presence when he was 19 but none of the grievances. he speaks of his hobbies, which remain unchanged from the previous decade, but with only dim enthusiasm- "was this series always this janky, or am I just noticing it now?" and so on. his vent tweets about work, relationships, friends and money punctuate his timeline in place of what would have been a joke or keen observation a decade ago. the world is confusing and frustrating to him now. things didn't work out like he thought they would. his way of living is calcifying and he worries he's losing the ability to see beyond himself. he comes close to reminiscing sometimes, about his youth, about old internet, about tumblr, before recoiling with embarrassment and disgust. and yet, with similar machinations to that of jungian enantiodromia, by attempting to live the inverse of his past, he becomes testament to it. a 30 year old man who navigates life as a 19 year old boy. he feels old, and seeing him makes you almost feel old too. but you know better. you can live forever. you can live forever if you keep posting on tumblr.

[depsidase]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I hope all the girl henchmen who have to wear little sparkly girly versions of the henchmen uniform and flirt with their bosses are unionized. I hope they're getting good benefits and a stipend for hair and makeup.

[spectre-squared]

this literally happened in Phineas and Ferb lmao

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

unsurprising that Phineas and Ferb was ahead of the curve on this tbh

[trashyayo]

[ladygwyndolin]

I love how, despite being the more sweet and moral of the bunch, Seras is still driven by a deep well of rage and pain inside her and that's why Alucard let her live and made her a vampire. She beat the shit out of all the other kids in her orphanage for talking smack. She became a vampire because she was too angry to let this world be the death of her. That shit is so fucking cool I love you Seras Victoria