worship, play

leiyu | 21 | it/its | chinese with socialist characteristics | autistic bio-weapon

[mycoins]

cum isn’t stored in anything, it is made to order

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

Limestone, in particular, has long been a geology of burial–in part because it is so common globally, in part because its erosive tendencies create so many natural crypts into which bodies may be laid, and in part because limestone is itself, geologically speaking, a cemetery. Limestone is usually formed of the compressed bodies of marine organisms–crinoids and coccolithophores, ammonites, belemnites and foraminifera–that died in waters of ancient seas and then settled in their trillions on those seabeds.

Underland: A Deep Time Journey, Robert Macfarlane

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[thelongchamps]

[midnightcthulhu]

found the new greatest prompt

[midnightcthulhu]

here’s some more good ones. GAY BATTLE

[nayohme]

Just hooking up my new toy… His firmware needs updating, but I can’t wait to try it out and see how many steel beams he can smash. My last musclebot fell apart from overuse, hopefully this one stands the test.

[earthveins]

[midiport]

[hypersensationalism]

[nineteenfiftysix]

Visit Original Link

Deftones - Lovers (Hexagram - Single, 2003)

[milkeyhoney]

Kudzu vines resembling Christ’s crucifiction

[tamamita]

they took vine from us

[super-metroid]

sad apes in the jungle discussing deforestation

[kittyvisuals]

Cat MEGA sneeze

[crustydingus]

Cat MEGA sneeze

[xeppeli]

[vedurnan-archive]

Text post = you are a philosopher

Image post = you love to laugh

Quote = you are a philosopher!

Link post = you have a different attitude

Chat post = you have imagination

Audio post = you are the “music friend”

Video post = you are the video friend

[deanky]

[deanky]

What letter you think it starts with? This reveals your type of soul. N = Confident soul M = Old soul... C = Fearful soul. H = Wizard's soul D = Soul with swag P = Italian soul R = Mysterious soul!

[supermariomamafucker]