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carmelldansen but you're in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance

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U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

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your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

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i don't care about its tragic backstory that thing had better have all its shots

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Dungeon Master Advice!

When making a Huge City there are 2 ways to do so. Way 1 is to map out the city in it's entirety and then to decide which buildings are important and you can accurately give players directions to their location. This works best for games that take place in massive cities where traveling the city is the majority of the travel the players do. However if you're new or you want the players to go to multiple cities then there is a much more simple option! Simply list out the important locations of the city I.E. large churches, taverns, important characters homes, shops, and other special locations. Then simply think/write up a description of traveling the streets such as whether they are bustling and mercantile, dull and shifty, full of streamers or quiet and lit by street lamps! this will allow players to fill in the blanks with their imagination and allows you to pick your city with a lot more interesting location with a lot less work! This is allows you to get to playing quicker and simplifies travel around the city. (sometimes players don't write notes so they don't remember all the street names you came up with.) That is this Kobolds Dungeon master tip for today! Talk to you later!

Don’t use those big words with me.you can’t confuse me with those demonic words. I’ll fucking smite you down you stupid lizard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Please leave me alone big man! I am but a little Kobold I have 4 hp I would nto give Xperience points NOOOOOOOOO! I am only lv1 Kobold SPARE MEEE!!

That’s so problematic. The O.O face is for furrys only. Take that down IMMEDIATELY.

My friend I am just a kobold! I have joined this interconnected arcane web a mere 300 seconds ago. You have already invoke the great clause of the problematic and thus I must acquiesce.

You fucking idiot you know damn well I was never able to find a good enough artists to commission what I wanted. I spent the money on what the kids really wanted, boss baby mascots for their birthdays. If we’re gonna mention financial problems why not talk about your gambling addiction? Your addiction to trying to get those slutty little waisted men on genshin?

Those kids were never mine. I never gave birth to them, i never even aised them, i only saw them twice who the fucks kids are those even??? And I never had a gambling addiction i spent $30 on the game

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I ran out of money years ago. Your child support could barely support a fucking rat.I didn’t come back to you for you I can back for the sake of the kids. That fact you think I’m low enough to love a twilight fan disgusts me. You know Jacob was the better one and you just had to disagree with me on purpose to get me mad.because that’s all you wanted to do, argue. I still gag at the sight of glitter to this day.

Its not my fault you spent the rest of MY money on eddsworld porn after i left. Those kids wernt mine to begin with either so dont fucking start

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You smug piece of shit you son of a bitch I’ll fucking change the course of your life. I’m outside open up. Come out here and fight me you coward you fucking green goblin mother fucker.

There’s no way your serious. You made living breathing creatures with souls and lives and you just dump them all to live in a fantasy world. I should’ve known you where a red flag the moment you asked me to dress as sans during intimacy.

I made more money doing something I loved than I ever made when I was with you. You just came crawling back because you ran out of money and people who felt bad for you, correct? Stay out of my life you already ruined it once.

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You’d rather sit and play silly little roleplay games then be in your children’s lives?? I was right to fight for full custody your a coward and a horrible parent.

Im happy so thats all that matters

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The Glorious Goblin Himself! Yes this is a self portrait of me while I am hard at work wasting other peoples time! Gonna bring out the Big Guns soon!

I found the New Wish Trailer really bland, so I updated it! And now our entrepid heroes must contend with "JERMA" the rat king who wishes to claim the power of Wishes! And he will use his Twitch Rat Army to do so no matter the cost!

did it again, no one can stop me

I have been playing around with Lighting! Here is a little Somethin i wipped up to do it, and about that Super cool Coming soon TM thing I mentioned a month or two ago. Yeah It wasn't soon BUT COMMISIONS ARE OPEN! As a local Goblin I desire Coinage, Jewels and Plunder! So I believe it is the best possible decision for all of us. kekekekeke