O' Mistress Mine

Cat, 30, exhausted. Half cute, half garbage, half bad at math. Done lost my grasp on reality ages ago. Do harm and take shit.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[boccher]

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

[beardedmrbean]

[taylortut]

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

[seravph]

Cannot stop thinking about Anne magill paintings. Maybe my new favorite painter. She just captures this ..,,,,,, dreamy feeling...,,, a certain tenderness..... a fleeting moment of contentedness..... like nothing else I’ve seen

[seravph]

I’m going to scream

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[dogpuppy]

[desolationlesbian]

when i see a 40 minute youtube video called "THE SEARCH FOR BANANA BUBBLE GUY (Lost Media)" about a bunch of forum users trying to find a single three-minute Belarusian claymation short that aired on cartoon network exactly once at 3am in 1985 with all the seriousness and drama of a homicide manhunt

[dogpuppy]

[haboku]

Jus chillin

[dogpuppy]

[haboku]

Me tryina be cute to my partner

[notinlove]

Thomas Ruff

[dogpuppy]

[midasgutz]

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

[unconditionalstudio]

[guy60660]

Edward Gorey