Hachikoj

Just your regular geeky-nerdy girl on the net. Some of my likes include Yoroiden Samurai Troopers (YST), Hello Kitty, Lolita fashion, Anime, Music, Humorous Memes and pics, Monster High, Video Games, Cute things, Dogs, Nail Art, Crafting, Cosplay....and...

[noenwa]

has it been made yet?

[saipng]

huntin’ cryptids

(based on this)

[ddaddsimagines]

:0 can i get something sweet and fluffy for Brian? Thank youuuuu

BRIAN IS A TEDDY BEAR AND I LOVE HIM

belly rubs you give that man belly rubs until he’s happy and he LOVES it like he’s got such a soft tummy and you love kissing and rubbing it because he always blushes when you do and its adorable??

no one can tell me he doesn’t love hugs, like, he’d hug you every chance he gets. you’re cooking? boom you’re being hugged from behind. just came home from work? he’s hugging you and telling you all about his day. this man LOVES physical affection and you return it as much as you can with little kisses around his face

his freckles…… i fully endorse you and him cuddling one day, him shirtless and you two are all quiet until he starts chuckling and its because you’re smooching his freckles and it just makes you appreciate his body even more because he’s so soft and cute and he makes you feel safe

[earlgrayghost]

Anyone else feel super bad about badmouthing Brian because of the third date? Like looking at how he is on the prior dates he’s totally just playing along with your competitiveness because he thinks it’s just how you are and him being good at things might impress you. I swear he has a mondo crush on you from the get go but isn’t that good with talking with people so he’s just being himself but it comes across as show off-y. 

[dream-daddy-imagines]

Imagine if

Brian picked you up in a giant bear hug and you were both happy. His dog is there and life is great.

[imagineyourdreamdaddy]

Imagine Brian lifting you up!

He carries you around on his shoulders and shows you off to the world, boldy introducing you as his boyfriend to everyone you meet! 

[hachikoj]

What I say: I'm fine

What I mean: WHY is there no love for Brian from Dream Daddy? To be fair, there isn't much hate for him either, but the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. So why is everyone so indifferent towards Brian? I only see people taking the Robert, the Damien, the Craig, the Joseph route... Why are they sleeping on Mat, Hugo and Brian? Brian especially? Is it because he's a bear? There isn't anything wrong with body hair. After all, it's only natural. Is it because he's ginger? Do they honestly think he hasn't a soul? Is his route underwhelming in comparison to the other daddies? Or is it because he doesn't match up to the standards they have set for their dream daddy? Is it because he isn't ripped and has a tragic backstory? Or does he have a tragic backstory? Does he even have a backstory? Would it even be tragic? Do the people simply find Brian ugly? Do they find him annoying due to the fact that he constantly brags about his daughter? Do they find him completely uninteresting? Brian is beautiful and terribly underrated. I wanna know more about him. How is Maxwell? What are Brian's hobbies? What is his last name? Does he even have a last name? I have so many questions that I know I will never find the answers to because nO ONE TAKES THE BRAIN ROUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET

[brosetv]

When you realize you’ve been a huge asshole to Brian this whole time

[edwynn]

Brian’s Route, in a Nutshell

Me Before the Third Date: God I hate this piece of shit, he’s so pretentious and has to make everything some sort of competition.

Me After the Third Date: BRIAN I WRONGED YOU SO BADLY. I WAS THE MONSTER ALL ALONG.

[brosetv]

Any time Brian does anything, it plays out like this:

ME:

[thezodiacsoul]

Get you a man that takes care of you the way Brian Harding takes care of his yard.

[cacupids-blog1]

here are all the playlists that were requested:

smoking weed with fairy royalty

you’re sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool lit by neon lights, but instead of water the pool is filled with peach soda

you’re an alien visiting your human boyfriend on earth and you’re entering the earth’s atmosphere but you’ve done it like thirty times so you’re just chilling

everything is endless cornfields and stormy skies and the end of the world is coming so the radio’s playing apocalyptic tunes

you’re sitting outside dairy queen at 2am w cherry topped sundaes and you’re wearing your best friend’s faux fur jacket

you’re at 7/11 at night minding your own business but when you go to leave you realize the door won’t open and all the power goes out except for the slushie machine so now you’re just chilling on the floor in a 7/11 in the blue light & hum of a slushie machine

a tiny dancer living in a dusty music box

you’re really tired and it’s late and you feel numb but you’re laughing at memes and feeling intense love for your friends

when you’re in the woods alone and you’re following a tunnel to a house, you hear a sound behind you and when you look around you realize this tunnel doesn’t have a start or an end, and it never did

[cherryaire]

Visit Original Link

[dadsuga]

This was probably funnier in my head

[suppermariobroth]

In Mario Party 4′s Present Room, Shy Guy remarks that on Waluigi’s calendar, “every day is Sunday”. However, if you zoom in really close, you’ll see that Shy Guy is actually lying.

[hardcoregamer]

that son of a bitch

[the-mermaidhouse]

[guhboo1deac]

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“Got a man, Got a man!” LMAO

[albaricoquess-deactivated202510]

I FUCKEN LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[jaethefade]

I love black people lmao

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

I literally cannot deal w/ these two 😂😂😂

[clarknokent]

😂😂Exactly why I love when the woman I’m wit goes out lookin good, I want other dudes to see how amazing she looks. And laugh when they try to get at her.

[deebott]

My nigga if she ain’t me and I ain’t her. Boooooiiii I can’t wait till I have a man so I can do this with him. Bruh… God I’m asking you please send me a man that frfr love me.