kuruto ryuki voice yeah i'm fine

hey i'm argo, mid-20s, he/it. i post about whatever. sometimes i draw. my art tag is "#argo art". i'm a man, so if you hate men you probably shouldn't follow me. desktop theme sidebar image © niki hubbard (cc-by 4.0)

[pinnipetal]

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

[pinnipetal]

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

[cryptotheism]

They don't want you to know this but K and G are actually the same sound. You just vibrate your vocal cords for the second one. Same thing with T and D. And S and Z. This thing goes straight to the top.

[cryptotheism]

You might think R is a consonant. It is. (Quietly) It is. But dark things happen with that little glyph. It has powers beyond the ordinary phoneme.

[str-ngeloop]

Everything's the same except for the ways in which they are different.

[cryptotheism]

When they make me god Themperess of philosophy, I'm sorting out all this difference and similtude nonsense. I think we only need maybe ten categories tops.

[wizardarchetypes]

looking for a guide on how to replace the special windshield glass in my car with regular dangerous glass like maybe the kind they make old coke bottles out of. if anyone has any tutorials thank you. if your e craig from my auto insurance company reading this it's a joke.

[lesbx]

big head for her big genius. big eyes to see through the deception

[jade-sutures]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

if you think this is an acceptable level of detail for an error message you will be punished by ten thousand demons in every religion's hell and no one will save you. jesus and the buddha will look at you and be like "yeah no that fucker deserves that" and then high five

[memorycycle]

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

[seat-safety-switch]

Folks tell me about Wisconsin. They come into my bookstore, panting, out of breath, red-faced. Some of 'em collapse on the floor. When they recover, they gasp out a tall tale about this state they found. It's on no maps. It has no industry. It doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. They've found Wisconsin.

Since the dawn of human civilization, folks have been telling stories about other dope-ass civilizations that were lost forever. Think of Atlantis. El Dorado, the "Lost City of Gold." Narnia. And now: Wisconsin. It didn't used to be this way.

Decades ago, when I was growing up, we understood that Wisconsin was a real place. It was in our textbooks. It was on our maps, sandwiched in between Minnesota and a big-ass lake. Did we know anyone who had been there? No. I grew up in Canada, and despite Ontario supposedly "bordering" the big W, I didn't know anyone from there who had visited, either. What was even there to visit? Rather than confront the awful truth, we stuck it out, convinced that what our betters had told us was true.

It wasn't until the revolution that we started to find out what was real. In all the chaos, some of the rioters got into the Information Ministry's buildings. So many horrible conspiracies had been inflicted upon us for our so-called good. In those, we found agreements between Canada and the United States, to make up the entire concept of a state. What purpose could it have? To disappear dissidents, it turns out: just like your parents told you that Tucker P. Hotdog went to a nice farm upstate, so too did a bunch of your more radical schoolteachers "take a transfer to Madison." It sounded so unappealing, none of us would dare follow up and drop in on them.

We may still find out that yet more states are entirely fictional, and others have a lot to answer for. Illinois is reportedly real close to Wisconsin, so they're probably in on the whole thing. All I know is that when the counter-revolution sends me to Stevens Point for telling the truth, I'm not going to give the movers a customary 15 per cent tip.

[stormtide-leviathan]

WHERE is todayborday

[gollumni]

Bestie Labor Day is September 4th

[shyflops]

[alphabetcompletionist]

AB DE HI LMNOP RST W Y

16/26

[kir-rat-jay]

Which is different from the USA Labor Day for some reason.

[puzzledemigod]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[animalvegetablemineral]

Melanistic Adelie penguin

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

put a shirt on that beast.

[pangur-and-grim]

okay sorry, I'll pay attention to you

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[posts-written-by-murderbot]

[pinkvbay]

Smoking my bigarette

[static-cat]

will Crankshaft win against her rival? or is she doomed to flip her truck 3 times in yet another catastrophic defeat? find out in the next thrilling episode of Monster Truck Warriors……

[airplaner]