Blatherings

Someday I'll update this old introduction from 2015. Today is not that day. Good day, person who's on my blog. Pleasure to meet you. The name's Mike, and I hope this is all you were wanting and more. It probably won't be though. He/Him pronouns, if you would.

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[existennialmemes]

I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[thememedaddy]

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

One of the most wild things about Rhythm Heaven Groove is that there's a song called "Stop N Go N Stop". This is wild to me because I've had a work in progress for at least a year or so now called "Stop N Go"

I figured to celebrate such a nutty coincidence I'd post that work in progress.

[nyantara]

29 questions. Two axes. Which of 30 AI archetypes are you?

[algorithmist]

lmao. I mean, I think I'm in the right quadrant!

[a-very-cute-snake]

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[prokopetz]

Not every post can be a 10/10, but never underestimate the power of belabouring a 4/10 bit.

[drcuriousvii]

If you do it 10 times, it turns into a 4 bit.

[athelind]

If you do it 20 times, it turns into an 8 bit, and then you can cash in on the nostalgia factor.

[phlegma-and-the-humors]

If you do it five times, it turns into a 2 bit, which you can cash in for a shave and a haircut

[ouroborosorder]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

[ouroborosorder]

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

[clamberingcat]

OP we desperately need examples

[ouroborosorder]

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

[prguitarman]

Just found the Pokémon soft sand comic I drew almost 10 years ago

[renlo]

Before Pride Month comes to an end, I wanted to memorialize my husband unintentionally calling me a bisexual failure at the start of the month. (We laughed about it later, and I wasn't really offended!)

Side note: Thank you for looking at my art! I actually read every note and comment (though I'm a bit shy and don't always respond). I don't think I'll ever stop being surprised and grateful that my silly doodles make others happy. :)

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

[poochcrew]

Rottweiler with Vitiligo

[the-conquest-of-shred]

Insane Clown Posse

[mrhealyourgirl]

Insane clown pupy

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

[bobbole]

Zhiyong Jing, Insomnia

[urgetocreate]

Jing Zhiyong (Chinese b. 1982), Insomnia, 2026, Oil on canvas