[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[victusinveritas]

[myarmcanfly]

Meowrimos

These tiny mossball kitties come from the same ponds and streams as koi dogs, and are often found rolling around with baby guppies. They may be small, but each one packs a big personality!

Some of these are already sold, but others will be part of a pondful of meowrimos at Anthrocon, July 3-5!

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[wizardarchetypes]

i was looking longingly at a beautiful basket of cherries at the farmer’s market as i walked through on my way to work, the only thing that tempted me, but i couldn’t justify spending the money today. i sat outside work in the sun and read for a couple of hours. when i went in for my shift, the cherries were sitting on the counter! i remarked upon them and my boss told me someone had forgotten them a few hours ago. the people never came back before close, so i got to keep them 🍒

[wizardarchetypes]

#myserendipitouscherries

[hahaalaine]

Set myself up to enjoy a nice glass of chardonnay, some rice crackers, and rewatch water 7 arc. Yet everyone had to come in and watch Franky meet Luffy

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[warcrimesimulator]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[depsidase]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[nyancrimew]

oh yeah so ive been kinda busy the last few days and forgot to post about the latest shit ive been up to on here

Leak Exposes Members of Peter Thiel’s Secretive ‘Dialog’ Society

More than 200 of the world's elites registered for a retreat whose agenda runs from panels on cult-building and sex to prepping for World Wa

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Peter Thiel’s ‘Dialog’ network was super-secret. A data leak changed that

A data leak has exposed private data on billionaire Peter Thiel’s “Dialog,” an invitation-only network of high-profile figures.

bwah :3

maia arson crimew 🏴 (@crimew.gay)

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a

[hahaalaine]

I live in a bikeable metro where trails are well interconnected and you can get across town fast. Unfortunately you *have to* hit the cross walk signal every single time and this is what they generally look like 😭

[tenowls]

nekomas for a train-themed stamp rally i was a part of for anisyd express art mart!!

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[dragongirlbunny]

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

[dragongirlbunny]

we even have a The Plague