[lichcoil]

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

[eattheschoolboy]

[noenoaholi]

SAKUSA KIYOOMI - #15

03/20/1996

192 cm

[my-dailydreams]

[princesslilymay]

Hagen Renaker - Siamese Cat

[monstermonger]

- the discoveries appear and of them nothing remains

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[victusinveritas]

[myarmcanfly]

Meowrimos

These tiny mossball kitties come from the same ponds and streams as koi dogs, and are often found rolling around with baby guppies. They may be small, but each one packs a big personality!

Some of these are already sold, but others will be part of a pondful of meowrimos at Anthrocon, July 3-5!

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[wizardarchetypes]

i was looking longingly at a beautiful basket of cherries at the farmer’s market as i walked through on my way to work, the only thing that tempted me, but i couldn’t justify spending the money today. i sat outside work in the sun and read for a couple of hours. when i went in for my shift, the cherries were sitting on the counter! i remarked upon them and my boss told me someone had forgotten them a few hours ago. the people never came back before close, so i got to keep them 🍒

[wizardarchetypes]

#myserendipitouscherries

[hahaalaine]

Set myself up to enjoy a nice glass of chardonnay, some rice crackers, and rewatch water 7 arc. Yet everyone had to come in and watch Franky meet Luffy

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[warcrimesimulator]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[depsidase]

[hometoursandotherstuff]