blort @hahablort - Tumblr Blog

I hope you choke on a rock

I have a wet throat

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

oldmanpusspuss

It's dumb as hell that tumblr won't let you reblog posts from deactivated blogs that had you blocked. Like. Clearly I'm the superior blog here I'm the survivor I should be able to pillage and plunder whatever I like from them

kaziusklasterzoroaster

You people are bullies

oldmanpusspuss

are you mad at me

kaziusklasterzoroaster

You’re literally asking “why won’t the designers of this app let me continue taunting someone who wanted me to leave them alone, past the point where me and my friends hounded them away from interacting with other people?”.

Do you think that a good person would ask that question?

oldmanpusspuss

so you are mad at me? :(

oldmanpusspuss

They don't know op just wants to reblog funny spn shitposts from deactivated deangirl blogs who blocked her for saying dean winchester has erectile dysfunction and has sex with cars 😕😔

6qubed

and now knowing that, I am certain that the only reason you should be around a keyboard is if one was being used on you as a bludgeoning instrument

oldmanpusspuss

are you mad at me too :(

kittykatchao

did they ask for your nsfw headcannons?

oldmanpusspuss

everybody wants to know my NSFW headcanons

kittykatchao

See,this right here is the problem. You assume that they just do. But I am included in everybody,and am not in the mood for nsfw headcannons.

oldmanpusspuss

are you mad at me

max1461

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.