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my names anosha and i like cookies and neuroscience and i only trust animals

[transmascskywalker]

fuck all of you this winter i’m dressing like this

[transmascskywalker]

me walking past you in the plant based milk section of target

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[paxamericana]

[kosmogrl]

[cottoncandylesbo]

women.

clap for women

[memorycycle]

[queerculus]

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

[ooccoo]

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[buzz-kill]

[weaver-z]

Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats 

[cerastes]

[absollnk]

Can we talk about this kid

[rubykgrant]

That is just how it felt the first time you got a gameboy and played Pokemon

[ibuprofengirl]

writing cover letters

[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[konoko]

yoshii

[shitpostinguniverse]

[wizard-email]

god that's pathetic. do you wanna kiss ?

[alisonzai]