hyacinth

call me hyacinth they/them, lesbian 18 gay art kid trash ✌

[hahyacinthus]

Odysseus: and here comes the couple now, Achilles and Patroclus!

Patroclus: we are NOT dating, who told you that? Achilles did you tell them that?

Achilles: uhm....

Patroclus: what does "uhm" mean? what did you tell them?!

Achilles: they just assumed we were dating and I didn't exactly correct them.

Patroclus: you know what, that's valid.

[hahyacinthus]

I mis-read this as "Uki Violeta Kombucha". the dyslexia is doing its damndest to ruin my day.

at least the description of "fruity" would be accurate if it was Uki flavoured.

[hahyacinthus]

when you're sad cause the first vtuber you watched graduated, but you see Ryan and Shane posted a Ghost Files episode:

I am sad, but I am temporarily free

[hahyacinthus]

I found Yun Jin in Liyue for Lantern Rite!

Here is how I found her. Teleport to this point in Qingce Village. Then go into the little house that is directly behind you when you teleport. you should see Yun Jin on the left side of the house.

[hahyacinthus]

do you know what's the worst?

not wanting Thoma but getting him on the first roll.

and it's so painful to see everyone being like "I really want Thoma, and I rolled for him like 20 times already and still nothing!"

cause now I feel guilty I have him and I never even wanted him :(

[hahyacinthus]

Venti: I ask myself this question every single day, do I even like women?

and every time I answer "no".

then I say "I love you Jean!" but as like a joke. and in a friendly way.

[hahyacinthus]

Amity is in Magic History class. the teacher mentions something about a gay person.

the entire class proceeds to look at Amity.

Amity: what's the problem, why are you... oh. just because a gay person is mentioned doesn't mean that you have to look at me! yeah I'm gay, but you don't have to stare at me for funsies!

[hahyacinthus]

Eda: and you both got 30/30, the comment says that you have a lot of chemistry, and you work well together? why is that worded that way on the assignment comment?

Luz, who did the project with Amity, her crush: hahahHA. I don't know why the teacher made that comment, hahaha haha.

[hahyacinthus]

luz: oh my gosh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

amity: it's my birthday? oh shit it is. I forgot.

luz: i- ok, but how though?

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

harry potter and miraculous ladybug are two well liked things created by horrible people.

want merch for these things but don’t wanna give your money to these dickheads? buy fan made merch. there is literally so much of it out here for them. your money literally goes to small businesses instead of these horrible ass rich people.

[hahyacinthus]

Emira: *is watching criminal minds*

Edric: ohhh you're watching criminal minds. isn't everyone getting a little old.

Emira: *looks directly at Spencer Reid* don't remind me.

[hahyacinthus]

Amity: oh! well we don't like younger siblings.

Luz: YOU ARE THE YOUNGER SIBLING

Amity: yeah, I don't like myself.

Luz: i- Ami

Amity: yes

Luz: you're so nice, you should like yourself becuse it's you!

Amity: nope.

[hahyacinthus]

Men from greek mythology as my classmates at art school (part 1?):

Achilles: he is that kid that is actually good at sports. his art area is probably drama, mostly cause he fits the drama boy stereotype of pretty and over dramatic for fun.

Patroclus: HE IS A BAND KID. Achilles is the person that pulls him out of his shell, and he is just quiet like "nope, I only perform and sit down again." he is definitely hard working, and I feel like he either plays flute or piccolo.

Odysseus: definitely a vocal kid. he is kinda not popular, and he is kinda like your average white teen boy, but like odd. he talks alot just like his peers in vocal would, but he also had the weirdness of band kids just without the quiet.

Orpheus: if we're talking talent, he has a lot of talent. so, I'm putting him in strings. honestly, people that play string instruments are some of the weirdest people, and that's valid.

[devouringyourson]

rb for something really lgbt to happen to you too

[hahyacinthus]

Luz: well that's not exactly a good idea hun.

Luz internally: that's bad, I just called Amity hun. shit. wait I can fix it!

Amity: *blushes and smiles*

Luz: Haha Haha I'm such a mom friend!

Luz internally: shit. that was bad, good save Noceda, good save.

[hahyacinthus]

Amity says this extremely fast: have you ever seen a girl, and she is just so pretty and nice and just so sweet, and she even kinda acts like she likes you back, but you're not sure because what if she's just friendly?

Edric: you lost me, like at the beginning.

Emira: say that again, but slower.

[hahyacinthus]

For context purposes, this is all over the computer in a zoom call:

Luz and Amity stare at each other in silence, but Amity stares at Luz in awe*

Luz: well that was a fun interaction, do you want to go on a date with me?

Amity silently: yes please. uH I MEAN NO THANKS.