Fine Dwarven Crafts

Should probably be doing something else, but does this instead.

[visenyaism]

Where is blackfyre pretender on this list

[funny-tik-toks]

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[plush-with-love]

Source ~ Wild Republic

Flipkins Crocodile

[valtsv]

me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

[valtsv]

captive hero: aww!

me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!

stingray: *nudges my hand*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

[valtsv]

you will

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[reticent-vampire]

You two hug it out for her too?

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[rocketonthemoon]

Help a Rocket Survive a Month

As some of you may have noticed I've been mentioning A Big Move upcoming. Back in March, my home state of Kansas decided that passing one of the country's worst transphobia laws sounded like a good idea. Which means it's no longer safe for me to stay in the place I've lived most of my life and the community I've built and I'm moving on east!

This is where y'all come in.

I've got a place to land and I've got a job in New York that I'm already working for. But thanks to Location Rules I won't see my East Coast salary until September, which means I am paying for New York City area deposits and fees, closing accounts and opening new ones, and paying for a goddamn moving truck all on Kansas City money. I am flat broke to put it bluntly and still have to pay for gas and food for Morgana and I for the next few weeks.

Things are tight for everyone and I won't ask for much. I can even offer up editing/formatting services in exchange. But if anyone feels so compelled as to send a little bit to my kofi you don't know how grateful I'd be.

[motorway-south]

it’s crazy how grrm wrote the first woke beauty and the beast where a hot guy falls in love with an ugly woman and people will bend over backwards still to say brienne is actually attractive. like no she’s not and it’s not more feminist to say she is 👍

[title]

Do you still only fancy women?

Rachel Weisz as Ronit Krushka Disobedience (2017), directed by Sebastián Lelio

[gameofthronesdaily]

House of the Dragon | 1.03 “Second of His Name” dir. Greg Yaitanes, written by Gabe Fonseca & Ryan Condal

[pookiebearsnookums]

tessarion the most cutieful girl in the realm

[cher-ro]

Criston Cole When specing from Protection to Retribution went terribly wrong

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked