haikyuu tingz

unfortunate mistakes were made so this abomination entered the world, me!

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[math class]:

teacher: what did you get hinata?

hinata: i got 2,870.735/8863

you: what?? i got (x-8)(x+7) - 2(x + 2x)

kageyama: i got canada x america????

teacher: [visible look of concern and utter disappointment]

teacher: p a r do n?

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you: good responses to being stabbed with a knife?

kenma: "finally"

kuroo: "not again"

tsukishima: "rude"

bokuto: "do you want it back?"

sakusa: "did you just stab me with that germ infested, filthy ass knife??"

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tendou: so you remember the plan if i ever get injured on the court and fall, right?

you: yes of course

tendou: tell me

you: if you ever get injured and fall, i'm to sing 'MMM WHATCHA SAY' no matter the circumstance and the injury

tendou: good

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you: you're smiling, did something happen?

iwaizumi: i can't smile just because i feel like it?

kindaichi: oikawa tripped during practice and fell

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kageyama: i bought some milk cartons

you: i don't want milk?

kageyama: i didn't get them for you. they're mine

you: then why did you tell me?

kageyama: it's a conversation starter

you: it's not a very good one

kageyama: we're talking aren't we?

you: not anymore

kageyama:

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you: you were hurt, what do you remember?

daichi: the ambulance ride

asahi: we didn't take an ambulance, sugawara drove us

daichi: but i heard a siren

tanaka: that was noya

nishinoya: sorry, i was nervous-

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you: how is the most beautiful person in the world right now?

yahaba: i don't know, how are yo-

oikawa: [shouting from across the court] I'M GREAT THANK YOU

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you: what would you do if i died in minecraft?

kenma: funny you think i'd let you die

you: you mean that?

kenma: of course, i'd never let creepers near you

you: :")

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tanaka: so... i saw you spending a lot of time with [y/n] lately

nishinoya: wait no! it's not like that i swear!

tanaka: really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

nishinoya: no ryu you're the only one for me :)

tanaka: you sure?

nishinoya: absolutely! me and [y/n] are just dating okay? she's only my girlfriend!

tanaka: no best-friend-feelings involved at all?

nishinoya: you're still my only best friend! she's just the absolute love of my life! nothing more.

tanaka: but i'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

nishinoya: yes bro of course!

tanaka: bro-

you: i- what the fuck-

[based on that one post i saw but it was kirishima, denki and katsuki but i cant find it again??]

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you: you're cute when you're annoying

kuroo: so i'm not cute?

you: no, you're the cutest being alive :)

kuroo: should i be offended

you: i just called you cute

kuroo: and annoying

you: and that

kuroo:

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you & yaku: [staring into each other's eyes]

kuroo: [opens a can of coke with a pop]

yaku: do you mind, we're having a moment

kuroo: and? i'm having a coke

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you: i can't believe we're stuck in this room

bokuto: [swallowing the key] i know right?? how could that have happened

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numajiri @ tsuchiyu at his house party: why are you half naked?

tsuchiyu: i don't have any clothes

numajiri: [opens his closet] you literally have more clothes than our whole team combined. this shirt, hello [y/n]. these pants, these socks, hi terushima. this belt-

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goshiki: i'm cold

semi: here, have my jacket

you: i'm cold too

shirabu: [sighs and takes off jacket] how many times have i told you to dress better in this weather, [wraps his scarf around your neck] now i have to make sure you don't freeze to death and [takes his emergency hat out of his bag and places it on your head] if you're cold you should tell me sooner so that you don't catch a cold [proceeds to take gloves out of his bag and puts them on for you]

shirabu: ok let's get going now

goshiki: he's definitely the one

semi: oh yeah, no doubt

you: :")

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atsumu: don't you just love space?

sakusa: yeah, personal space

atsumu:

atsumu: you literally cling onto [y/n] like there's no tomorrow in private

sakusa:

sakusa: whomst've-

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karasuno @ sugawara's birthday: ok make a wish

sugawara: [holds your hand]

sugawara: i don't need to, i already have everything i need :')

asahi, noya, tanaka and daichi: [tears up]

you: [blush, [y/n].exe stopped responding]

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inarizaki: [loses atsumu at the mall]

osamu: desperate times call for desperate measures

osamu: [back hugs you]

atsumu: [appears] you have 3 seconds to get your hands off my girl

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