Magical Mystery Blog

I'm not really Sebastian Stan. Don't try to classify my blog, but you can depend on attractive men populating it. I am always willing to talk but not always online.

[finndamerons-archive]

my hand slipped

[firebraider]

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

[feliszerda]

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

[pietro-goes-nyoom]

Bucky knows what’s up

[wolf-lily]

eating food with lipstick on

[forcewakens]

never let this die

[beatles-mclennon]

[puresephone]

this is like perfect 10/10 would reblog eight days a week

[666catholicguilt]

Ow

[thesushiowl]

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

“I can’t,” the immortal says.

“Why not?” the lover asks.

“I’m already sharing my power.”

“With who?”

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

COLD BLOODED

[vann-haal]

I FUCKING LOST IT

[sassthathoopy]

my favourite how-fucked-up-is-america story

So I had this internship in India. While there, I got sick. It wasnt a big deal, just needed an IV and some antibiotics, in and out in like three hours. I go to pay for my hospital bill (which was like $70) and the receptionist person asks me what I do/why I am in India. They find out that I am a student in America and they give me a discount because they know how poor American students are.

A discount. On my hospital bill.

[tommyholland]

I can’t wait to watch jurassic world because what’s better than dinosaurs and chris pratt for 2 hours

[ohsoswiftly]

[newyorkedtay]

Taylor wtf is happening here im confused

[curiousswift]

It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not

[newwromantiks]

…

[taylorswift]

I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood so I hiked the whole trail backwards and my security told me when to make turns.

Ah, the tranquility of the great outdoo-TAYLORCANYOULOOKOVERHEREGIVEUSASMILEAREYOUDATINGJYCGUCKVHKCTAYLORHEYTAYLOR

[tyleroakley]

omg

[dinobot711]

[octopodhotrod]

[tinkerbellwarrior]

[veryfunnymemes]

[sizzlebutt]

[drahgons]

i love how the german word for hydrogen is wasserstoff which basically translates to water stuff

[drahgons]

also carbon is kohlenstoff which basically means coal stuff

[drahgons]

oh and the german word for airplane is flugzeug which basically means fly thing

[drahgons]

i guess what i’m trying to say is that we have really nice words like wanderlust and fernweh but usually it’s like this and i love it

[hail-sebastian-stan]

during finals week

friend: hey

me: the most important united states supreme court case was marbury v. madison because it established judicial review

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

[bkcybvrnes]

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