i am glad you liked my potato

i do nurse and music stuff but not at the same time 29

[tehbeatles]

I bet you can’t guess who my favorite youtuber is

[tehbeatles]

I bet you can't guess what happened ten years later and no these aren't meet and greet photos I work with him

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

@koheles

[transgirlcyberpunk]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[mallninjacode-deactivated201812]

We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes

[10370150]

even the grater lol

[piczo]

the :/ face but in hot pink comic sans, italicized and bolded at 72pt

[nukaworld]

[corsolanite]

[tehbeatles]

When The Fine Brothers won’t let you be on a react channel

[tehbeatles]

LMAO GUESS WHAT PAST ME

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[ruinedchildhood]

[the3dimaxofmymind]

so about last night

I went to a concert the cast of Come From Away was doing at the W hotel in Times Square - EVERYONE GOT DRUNK (including myself) - David Hein and Irene Sankoff sang a song from the new untitled musical they are working on. and it’s EMOTIONAL AS FUCK. - The CFA cast threw their shoes at Tamika Lawerence because Q mentioned the first time she heard Tamika sing in Rent Off-Broadway at New World Stages she wanted to throw her shoe at Tamika’s throat because she was so good. - Astrid sang My Heart Will Go On and forgot the words - David sang a old song he wrote inspired by him seeing a sparrow trapped in the Toronto subway system and EVERYONE cried. - Petrina sang traditional Newfoundland music LIKE A FUCKING BOSS - Tony LePage sang a song from Rock of Ages COMPLETELY smashed and the entire CFA cast drunkenly sang along with him. - Julie Reiber was so drunk that she was slurring her words while chatting with me and my friend and kept hugging both of us. - Tony LePage tackled me after the show and kissed my cheek. - TAMIKA LAWRENCE KNOWS WHO I AM BECAUSE OF MY INSTAGRAM

Bottom line, i got drunk with the CFA cast last night and we all hung like buddies and it was possibly one of the greatest moments of my life.

[henribrl-deactivated20230327]

deaf west spring awakening: the stars, too, they tell of spring returning.

[kamalahq]

[chaoticbabyg]

[pinkbuizelarchive-blog]

Dat me

[tesladyneindustries]

Dat me

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Dat me

[sigilyph]

Dat me

[yatterman-deactivated20221021]

Dat me

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

LUIGI TIME

[deleted-user-lime-deactivated20]

who dat

[ginnyweatherby]

Josh Gad

Josh Sad

Josh Glad

Josh Rad

Josh Mad

Josh Dad

Josh Bad

Josh Lad

[tubofskippy]

Josh Add

[angelo-rib-shack]

Josh Fad

[angelo-rib-shack]

Josh Grad

[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peujeune]

Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch?

[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peejeune]

oh sorry didn’t hear you. yeah no we’re done

[maccasmccartney]

[illness-deactivated20180325]

i remember that phase of tumblr where the main form of communication was reaction images like you were encouraged to have a huge folder of them and reply with gifs to everything that was the site culture

[tehbeatles]

Cleaned Paul McCartney's Hollywood star. Nothing but respect for MY president #RaisedRight