I'm Not Smart Enough to Make This Cool

I'm Hailee, 21, college kid in the midwest. I go to work. I go to school. That's my life.

[edenrozee]

casual nintendo gals

[naik2seki]

when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[asbraveasrobb]

when people talk about bad adaptations of your favorite character

[miamiweisz]

It was true that Harry wasn’t going back to Privet Drive for Christmas. Professor McGonagall had come around the week before, making a list of students who would be staying for the holidays, and Harry had signed up at once..

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[haileeeeeeee]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[joekeerys]

y’all are really out here acting like having over 60 marvel characters in one movie is a good idea

[stranger-dustin]

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

[violetclowns]

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[besnurched]

Damn I wanna see the next guy over

[tastefullyoffensive]

Help him. (via jafatime)

[ruinedchildhood]

Netflix: 

Me: 

[haileeeeeeee]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[birdsarecommunists]

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[unpretty]

has anyone suggested that rich people keep writing shitty articles about millennials because the only millennials they know are their rich shitty children